I have already purchased this site, so there will be some new rules.
First of all, all plebs on this site must listen to me.
Those who do not obey will be punished.
To celebrate the coming of me, your new God, I have decided to sell some merchandise on this website, starting with this nicely designed T-shirt! I'll let you guys decide how much for the shirt.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T OBEY