Today is a glorious day of @Lieutenant's birthday. She is the last decent person left on this pathetic site, and her b-day is on 13th, which is additionally cool, so you are obliged to celebrate it. Go send her gifts immediately.
But really, Lie, I congratulate you... well, you know I already congratulated you and sent you small humble gift, but yeah, happy birthday. I remember that you dislike cakes, so there, have a snake in b-day hat instead.
I wish you happiness and death to all the people you dislike. Which is also happiness, yes. Enjoy you birthday and don't let anyone get to you, not today, not ever.
And there, have a cake anyways!