This thread is meant to review things people wouldn't likely review in "normal" society. Feel free to post weird reviews from other sites as well.
(Also this is being written on my phone as my current review is taking place. So I will edit this until I recover or near a computer of sorts)
So uhh, this is my review for spilling hot tea onto my male genitalia (unintentionally). As to start off, this was not very pleasant. It's been a solid hour and the pain is still there. Though not as painful as an initial kick to the groin, the nauseating pain still lingers and was like being belly flopped in a pool, but ONLY in the groin area.
On a pain meter, I'll have to give it a 7/10 as to the sting that never stops & the feeling of a constant "front wedgie" despite the drying and changing to one of science's greatest inventions, the boxer brief.
As for the recommendation, a 3/10 (would not try again unless dared to for a solid load of $$).
As for testimonials, I would but printing a jpeg and uploading it to this review would be quite challenging. And sources would probably be from unlikely websites of multi mature "quote on quote" materials.