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Parent: Moving to South Korea

  1. #1090072017-01-31 22:49:03piggu said:
    1. u maek da monies. they callem won, bcus u won em.

    2. u maek da pussi wet. grab em by bussi, u need 2say oppa gangnam style or dey call military bolice

    3. u maek da body stronk. go tie a tracktor wheel aroundz ur waste wiff roep n' run across biieech like retard chinaes gung ku mayne actorrr. u bekum de next toni "where-my-elephant-madafaka" jaa ok?

      sidenote: in 2 montes witf ani luck and bigg gochu + ballss, u obtaining abs like old skuool washbored. dey callit washbored cuz dey were bored when wash chlothingz. nao b/c geniuos an' da gloriousu LG n samasungu, we can let fat yet sexy plastimetal box wash da cholthingz. okk?

    4. u don svendz ur monies (WON) wiff da gook fashukn. it's like textile robbery. fuuak dat. shitttl'''e goo ouuut of style in 2 days. invest ur tiem in lattenite drink binge b/c every1 in korea is basuically an alcohollicc

    5. befren asshoe rich yung corporate chaebol get-out-of-active-ddooody mista fancy pantsu. gibe a gooda sukka dick. dick = gochu. gochu also = pee-mang, but pee-mang =/= DIC cus korea specificcc oriental RAgu-age

      oki doki arty choki?

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