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Parent: The Undateables

  1. #1099522017-04-08 08:56:10 *piggu said:

    a humble list of reasonable requests

    • no cooking = no life

    • not having creative and productive hobbies

    • not having a 401k/roth ira/bonds/CDs/stocks/savings/stable job/assets

    • not being/on the way to become a THICC fertile goddess

    • not having 10/10/10 stats in charm, intelligence, and humor

    • when their height starts with a 5'

    • not trimming ass/pussy hair jungle/swamp/forest

    • having crabs die on your beach because your STDs mutated to fuck up other bodies because they got so bored of the usual AIDS and you just won't die already

    • not pushing yourself to become hokage one day. it's like you're not even trying nigga