It's simple, I'll write an opening sentence, someone else writes the next and so on until we have a dumpster-fire of a story we can all admire and regret.
Safe for work (cursing is allowed but only if it's creative)
One sentence per post
You cannot write another sentence immediately after your last
There's no limit to the number of sentences you can write overall
Starting sentence: "This..." began Helen, gesturing towards the magnificent machine with big animated movements and a maniacal grin, "will solve all of our problems, forever!"