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Why not let a book describe your sex life?

  1. AlphaHikari_1A14
    #11279 • 2012-02-07 02:54:20 • AlphaHikari_1A14 said:

    "Relax the arms and gently place them in front of the stomach with the palms facing upward and the fingertips touching each other."

    -T'ai Chi Classics

    Now I can look at that and think that I will get lucky, but then reality sets in....

  2. Ecstasy
    #11287 • 2012-02-07 04:19:15 • Ecstasy said:

    Many people are set off by the theme music of a film or television song or an advertisment.

    • "Musicophilia", Oliver Sacks

    ...many people?

  3. reki
    #11288 • 2012-02-07 04:20:32 * • reki said:

    "I were waiting by the horses when somebody clapped a strong hand over my mouth and jerked me around the back of the Red Cat brothel, upstairs, and into a bedroom, where I were forced into a chair."

    • The Last Ride of the Glory Girls by Libba Bray (from the Steampunk anthology)

    UHMMMM. This sentence is weird and, well, NOT comforting.

  5. Tom
    #11296 • 2012-02-07 04:44:42 • Tom said:

    "Whether it's Westerns, skin flicks or zombie movies, the Italians really, really like to try their hands at American genres."

    From some stupid zombie book that happened to be the closest one to me.

  7. Chou
    #11298 • 2012-02-07 05:45:40 • Chou said:

    "Pair Work - Point at each item below and ask whose it is."

    The fuck. Well, the closest book to me, happened to be my Japanese text book.

  8. acostoss
    #11307 • 2012-02-07 06:48:32 • acostoss said:

    "Cut it out already" Wandering Son, Volume 1

    If manga is a no-go, then

    "After a moment Dyelin moved as if sleepwalking and began fubling with the buttons down Elayne's back, muttering to herself in shocked tones." Winter's Heart, Book 9 in the Wheel of Time series

  9. simkhovich
    #11317 • 2012-02-07 08:15:24 • simkhovich said:

    ""Heil, mein Führer"" III рейх (Russian book on Hitler)

    so my sex life is going to became a dictator and start a world sex war

  12. Zechs
    #11339 • 2012-02-07 09:56:34 • Zechs said:

    "The body of the inner loop is O(1) and the inner loop will execute n times." --Java Software Sructures: Designing and Using Data Structures.

    Hmmm... Sex with 1 person "n" times?

  14. Nandaba
    #11367 • 2012-02-07 13:37:07 • Nandaba said:

    "She was 12 years old, and was the daughter of a cavalry captain. [...] The young lady was seduced and kidnapped in the convent where she received education..."

    http://api.ning.com/files/iuLEaQ2DsH1w4BDSHtHdwK5tLk-G-9wSHPKWLp*x1VcUJDuzZG3jglAqCJ67GqI49qS46aSltGpWzQhkgPKOD07zjf1rFv8d/bueno.jpg

  15. Gargron
    #11370 • 2012-02-07 14:00:41 • Gargron said:

    '"Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles, and Mother of Dragons," cried Missandei in her high, sweet voice.'

    • A Dance with Dragons, George R. R. Martin

    It is amazing how I picked a George R. R. Martin book, got a chapter with the Khaleesi, and did not get a wild sex scene. Goddammit.

  17. Maryam
    #11419 • 2012-02-07 17:29:58 • Maryam said:

    "Would she leave me, an eleven year-old, for hours to go the dentist all by myself?"

    An apparent lonely 11 year old boy/girl. 2012 looks fabulous.

  19. JoJoBird
    #11450 • 2012-02-07 20:45:46 • JoJoBird said:

    He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. "I loved that old man."

    A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin This sounds so disturbing in so many ways......Bows head in shame.

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