Dear Momi,

I've found some one better. I'm so sorry. Good bye. For ever.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

And here I thought that we would be together forever. ;___; Well, if that's the case, then so be it.
I'LL FIND MYSELF something SOMEONE BETTER.

Sincerely,
Trying to make me depressed, bitch?

P.S. LIFE, YOU ARE A BITCH.

Dear, (_____)

WHY DID YOU EAT MY FUCKING DANISH!?

That shit was gourmet!

Why baby, why?

Dear you, stop making me feel all these feels, okay? Thanks. Love, Kaylee.

Dear Math Professor. You need to retire, quit, or consider a new career. You are not a horrible person, but you suck as a teacher. I do not wish ill on you, but I do not like you either. Please stop teaching math, or at least this subject of math.

From, a very angry student.

Dear math teacher I had five years ago,

I just remembered how incredibly hot you were.

Love, Kosuke

Dear the guy who visits my house more then i'd like...

Why do you come over more then anyone i know. You're a cool dude, but honestly it's pretty creepy. Yea, we joke around and chill a lot, but you really creep me out by doing so. I see you more then i'd like to see any person let alone the fact that you're a guy. I know you don't swing that way which is cool, well great because then i'd have to ask some serious questions with my serious tone while using my serious face. (=_=)...

I can't just tell you to go when you rode a bus to get there, so in the end it works against my kind nature... Please i'm telling you go do something else, you're cutting into my gaming/girlfriend time and the latter is getting kind of pissed at me and cutting even further into my gaming time!

It's not personal, just in the interest of mutiple parties, visit me a little less then normal.

Dear lovely lovely you,

I love you so much. Yeah, I do. Stop being so adorable now, please. So tempting.

Dear friends,

School will be here soon enough. Don't rush it.

dear human being

how can i be unique to you if everyone else is functionally identical

everyone is jockeying for appeal and attention

we are all dancing the dance of approval

what makes me special

why me

Dear past me,

Believe me when i say that what you wished to be when you grown up is never going to happen. Just go with the flow and don't live up to everyone's expectations but yourself.

Sincerely future me

Dear ______,

I told you I didn't have your fucking car keys.

Trev

Dear, that guy who I hate.

Why are you so intent on looking like a dumbass? You talk as if you never read anything ever... Like really? I would just like to use this as a place to vent my hate towards you. I hate you. You make no effort to even sound like you know what the hell you attempt to talk about. God I hope your like eight because it'll explain so much, but deep down I know you're like sixteen or something. Come on. Dude. Dude. DUDE....? Yea dude. I try not to hate, but things like this bring out the worst in me. Be glad because i'm getting you this for the holidays. I hope you'll use it well. Because if I see you talking like this again after the holiday season I'm going to lose it. I'm going to drive across the country hunting you down with my arsenal of "My First" everything and force basic human education into your brain. Yea, that's nice. Nice... nice. Time for a drink, i guess.

Don't forget...

Dear you, It's been over 3 years now since i told you i love you, and i've dated your best friend ( who is a cheating bitch btw ), I bloody hate you and always will. You and your whore friend. I hope you die with a horrible death.

Yours truly, you bloody bitch, Red

Dear ***,

You made a good impression on me. It won't be ruined easily by gossips. Hope you are doing fine. Take care.

Love, xtc.

Dear special someone,

I keep forgetting you don't need me the way I need you. But I'm fine, so don't worry.

Love, xtc.

Dear Future, Present and Past Me,

I love you so much, it's a shame we are the same person ♥

Love, xtc.

Dear really hot gamer girl that sounds too good to be true and probably is,

WHY U NO MESSAGE ME BACK

- Xyopq Xx

Dear nose,

Oh my God please stop running, it's not even winter yet, fuck you.

Regards.

Dear all of you,

Go die. You all suck. Especially you, you dumb shit. Stay out of my way and let me do my thing. No I'm not helping you because you piss me off and don't deserve my help. As for the rest of you, my three years could have been better but you all really ruined the last two for me, and it's not because I have high standards. You're all just collectively annoying as shit, so I'm ditching this popsicle stand. I don't need your bullshit anymore.

just stop,

YumiToho

Dear Yumi, I love you so much. You can go fuck yourself. Love, Hanna

Dear @YumiToho,
I appreciate you so much.
Love, Kaylee.