Dear recent person in my life,
I hope things go well between us, and if things don't go well, I hope we end on good terms. I do want to teach you bass! It's just hard sometimes when you're just there, I get pretty distracted. Your ex is a bitch, we both know this and I wish I would stop running into her on the train, I keep thinking she's going to stab me.
I'm enjoying the time spent with you and I'd like to know you better.
Fuck you, clean yourself. just joking I'll clean you real good, weekend clean job all the way.
Dear Best person in the world, aka me, aka centre of the universe
Join the gym fatty