I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I'm really not angry in the slightest. The entire situation is too silly to actually get mad. But no one shows me that level of disrespect and comes out unscathed. You mess with the bull, you get some mildly sharp horns. But in complete seriousness, I really hope it was worth it for you because I don't expect the nature of our relationship to change from this.
p.s go fuck yourself