Dear BFF 5EVERZ.
Holy smokes, I can't believe you've managed to put up with my bullshit for these...how long has it been? 10 years? Yeah well, gratz on keeping up with me for that long. I'm truly thankful for that, and I don't think I would have made it through 8th grade without you. If we were to have this HUGE fight tomorrow and were to never see each other again, I would always think of you as my best friend, and I would never be able to replace you. God, I miss you sometimes though, seeing each other IRL once a month for confirmation is not enough. I would go to your school, even if it means putting up with she-who-shall-not-be-named, just to see you more often. Sorry if I ever smother you too much with my stupid chit chat.
(P.S. Green, heheh)