@TalTal19 Forgot which chapter I got to. I vaguely remember reading about Dumbledore cussing and Harry being a vampire with a pentagram scar on his forehead.

It would have been weirdly entertaining if the spelling and grammar weren't so fcking atrocious.

Copy pastad author note: "WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."

I'm sorry I will just go and lose further hope in humanity.

@Elegy FF.net only reaches until 45. I dunno if it has more...