So yeah, lemme lay down the racial pecking order of mass effect down for ya's.
Krogans: Space Black people Asari: Space amazons and space Jedi Humans: Space douchebags. Quarians: Space middle easterners after space 9/11 Geth: Space Chinese Salarians: Space nerds or space Sheldon's Drell: Space Italians Elcor: Space special people Turians: Space Al Quaeda and Osama Bin Saren Volus: Space jews Vorcha: Space Mexicans Batarians: Space North Koreans Hanar: Space Magikarp Reapers: Space Russians Collectors/Protheans: Space Japanese
I hope this has pissed you off or made you laugh. In either case, I win.