Are you provoking everyone because you don't have anything better to say?

I wonder, can you give me equivalents to the following? (with literal translations too please?)

Take it on the chin and be a man!

You reap what you sow.

You can't polish a turd.

@Dave
I beg your pardon, but aren't you coming on my thread, which has a completely harmless topic, trying to provoke a fight? Why are you so offensive? Why do you discriminate me like this? Is it because I am trying to teach people German? Is that it?

If you do not like my thread, feel free to ignore it. The Likes-count and poll results speak for themselves.

@Shirosuke
I'll try, of course!

I think the first one would be... "Trage es mit Fassung und sei ein Mann!"

"Du erntest was du säst", although there are a few variants that aren't quite so literal, and often come in a more negative tone.

"Du kannst einen Scheißhaufen nicht putzen / Du kannst Scheiße nicht putzen", with lots of different words that could replace "putzen", since German is cool like that, lots of words to get around repeating yourself all the time.

I would like to learn how to say

"Fizzy Japanese drinks are the best."

Nächste Woche besuche ich die Hauptstadt Deutschlands, es wäre schön meine Führer zu sehen, aber ich weiß das er ein vielbeschäftigter Mann ist. Entschuldigen Sie mich für die schreckliche Deutsch, Ich schwänzte meine Schule sehr oft :'D