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  1. #498352013-03-05 06:06:03 *Cenica said:

    Become the best thief in the world with the cleanest getaway. No more having to walk through barcode detectors.

  2. #498432013-03-05 07:32:56SENsei said:

    You guys are thinking too small. Why, with this, you could give the most surprising surprise buttsex ever.

  3. #498472013-03-05 08:19:53 *DarkChaplain said:

    You can't shoot through closed windows, glass won't let it go through. You can't shoot through walls either.

    How would you rob a bank? You'd still have to get inside the bank. You can't portal into the vault unless you can place a portal there first. Spoiler: You'll never even get to see it. The same goes for the playboy mansion or other cities or countries. You'd lack a way to remotely place portals around.

    The technology would be fun to play around with, but the reach is fairly limited.

    Oh, and if you leave the portal open at your school, be aware that other people can use it to get into your house as well. It works both ways.

  4. #498552013-03-05 11:19:15PureBoredom said:

    If I had a portal gun, I wouldn't be able to do jack shit cause there's no moon paint around.


    Unless they actually have paint made from moon rocks somewhere. If so, then I would put some of that moon paint on some boards and stick them together for a highly (un)desireable effect, such as this.

  5. #498582013-03-05 16:18:35judar said:

    I would steal stuff, like so much stuff. As long as I don't get caught, my morals aren't complainin' !

  6. #498622013-03-05 17:11:06Cenica said:

    @DarkChaplain Why thank you for being so rational and trying to kill dreams but I wasn't exactly talking about vaults. :P And even if I was all you'd have to do is get a job at the bank and problem solved. Course then it'd probably be a one time run so make sure it's a big bank.

    P.S. I find it kind of funny everybody's ideas involve easy access to fridges and not having to walk. XD Makes me think people will turn into huge dough balls and roll through portal.

  7. #498952013-03-06 17:54:21Noodle said:

    I would put a portal at the very bottom of the ocean and another in the center of the United States 8D