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  1. Stressful Situations


    #505512013-03-13 13:14:28 *El_Melon said:

    Good day to you, my fine bitches.
    This thread is here so I can procrastinate while I learn of the woes of the CLs members. Bsically, you have to describe s stressful event that has happened to you. It doesn't have to be recent, but it doesn't have to be way back in the good ol' days.
    My stressful situation is happening right as I type. A couple months ago, I recieved n assessment task for a woodwork class where I had to design a thing and hand in the designs in a well ordered folio. That was due about 3 weeks ago. I recieved a letter form my teacher that I had to do it by the 12th of March. It is now the 14th of March. I was actually away sick for the last week, so that's my excuse for not handing it in on the 12th. In truth, I still haven't done it. I have to get it in tomorrow (my parents are makin me go regardless of my health) and I only started around 2 hours ago. It is currently midnight, and I will be working until the wee hours of the morning. And there's still a chnce that the teacher won't accept it anyway. And I have another assignment that's due on friday that I also have to start. I appear to be in a self-inlicted predicment.
    What's your tale of woe and stress?

  2. #505742013-03-13 22:12:29 *SENsei said:

    As some of you may have heard in chat, I've been plagued by REAL. BAD. FARTS all day. And I'm not exaggerating; they're not especially loud or anything, but man they stink. I just let one out while making this post!

    It really feels like my anus has been pressed against my nose the entire day. I can sympathize with the jews that were thrown into gas chambers, except I think my situation is way worse (damn jews had it easy).

  3. #505762013-03-13 22:16:16El_Melon said:

    Update: It's 10 hours later, and I'm at school. I did not sleep at all throughout the night. I finished my assignment. But right now I am so tired I could punch a cow.

  4. #505772013-03-13 23:50:53 *Momimochi said:
    After-school choir.
    Mom calls me and tells me she had a car accident.
    Finish up choir.
    Calls mom.
    She sounds like she's got some major injury that crushed her lungs and tells me to wait at school.
    She calls me again ten minutes later.
    Tells me I have to walk home in the pouring rain because shit got serious (not her actual words, mind you)
    I walk home picturing all the worst scenarios.
    Arrives at driveway and sees her car.
    Wonders if I heard it wrong and she said robbery.
    Thoughts lead to me thinking someone killed my dog.
    Enters the house.


    Fucking finds out someone just bumped the bumper slightly and caused a mini dent and that she was trying to get the police in with the picture she took of the car because that piece of shit did a hit-and-run.
  5. #505782013-03-14 00:05:09Taro_Tanako said:

    Last year my mom sat us all down (my two sisters and me) and told us she was being tested for breast cancer. It was like being hit by a freight train. I think we were all so shocked that we just hugged her and asked if we could do anything for her.

    For weeks after I kept worrying about what life would be like if my mom died. It freaked me out. I had nightmares all the time and stopped sleeping for a while, just playing games late into the night. But then I realised it was worse for my dad..and my mom. I felt so guilty feeling selfish and bad about it all. Luckily, we found out she was OK and life kinda just got better then.

    It was a horrible couple of months though...

  6. #506302013-03-15 03:26:17DarkChaplain said:

    @ZatWuanGuy
    To me it will be, since I'll make sure you won't ever show yourself on this site again. I am not kidding either.
    Usagii is not for you to prey upon. Stick to your stepmothers for fapping material.

  7. #506312013-03-15 03:43:02squareof3 said:

    Well well well well well....... Well it seems I have dropped in on something quite interesting. I shall grab my popcorn.

  8. #506422013-03-15 08:57:42 *SlantDuffy said:
    Stress isn't bad. The only thing bad is our mental and physical reaction to stress.

    A long long time ago, I was the subject of a loud verbal reprimanding. I couldn't handle it. It was so stressful.
  9. #506842013-03-16 03:23:04ZatWuanGuy said:

    @DarkChaplain She never married my dad, I've learned my lesson by telling her that its not right, and I no longer fap to her. I'm not "Preying on her". I've never had a girlfriend and if she does say yes, I will treat her better than any man will. If she says no, I would drop it and continue on to be friends.

    Also, why would you ban me, it's obviously not harassing, since it doesn't seem she is bothered by me and actually seems to like me.

    Finally, I am not trying to be rude by saying anything I have said or am about to say. I think you might be overreacting a bit, seeing as you have no way of showing me as a bad guy. I've been nothing but nice to everyone on here, I don't see why you have a problem with me. Maybe I'm missing something and you could reveal it to me, please?

  10. #506852013-03-16 03:34:22DarkChaplain said:

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:51:55 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I am a little upset at myself for not trying to get her to finish for me.
    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:52:41 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I actually found her on Skype...
    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:53:28 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I'm only 17 but I don't care what people think. Lucy is fucking awesome.

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:54:52 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I talked to her, and she said that once I am capable of moving out, she'd let me stay with her.
    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:55:27 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I know age doesn't matter. I do think there is a point where it's ridiculous though.

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:56:41 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I try not to keep any on my phone, cuz I know my dad might be weirded out.

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:57:20 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: He knew about me liking her, but I don't think he's ready to know about the rest if it.

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 06:58:24 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: He probably would be proud of me, but I wanna make sure he isn't going to murder me.

    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 07:00:29 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: And with a 27 year old, that treats me like that.
    [Sat, 09 Mar 2013 07:00:42 GMT] ZatWuanGuy: I'd probably never sleep.

    So you've managed to stop these past few days?

    I'm also not even talking of banning you just yet. You won't have an enjoyable time around here anymore, though, and decide to leave on your own. Don't worry, I don't even have to do anything in particular, you've already become a laughingstock due to your recent conversations on chat.
    And if you really think she "likes you", I highly doubt your instinct about women, including your 27 year old stepmother, is anything but garbage. You're creeping her out.

    But wait, what? No way of proving you're a really bad guy for a girl like Bunny? Kid, it's enough to read your own messages to realize you're a huge turnoff on so many levels.

    Btw, I am curious - how does your fapping to 27 year old family members and creeping on 13 year old girls fit together with your arch-christian convictions? Boggles my mind.

  11. #508232013-03-18 09:09:16 *Ecstasy said:

    for those who fail at formating markdown - you should put two spaces before each paragraph. for example:

    And there's still a chnce that the teacher won't accept it anyway. And I have another assignment that's due on friday that I also have to start. I appear to be in a self-inlicted predicment. [space][space]
    What's your tale of woe and stress?

    It doesn't help much, though. So I'd just press enter twice as an alternative. Gives more space between paragraphs.

    @El_Melon: added the spaces for you.