This thread is dedicated to Florida.
But not just everything about Florida, no. It is dedicated to the retarded people, the idiots, the people jerking off on Florida's streets, the stupid thiefs, mermaids and unicorns.
This thread is all about the ridiculousness of Florida
If you find something entertaining, ridiculous or just plain stupid about Florida on the WWW, post it here. Don't forget to provide sources!
Also try to replace any names to the idiot you're posting about with either "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", or comparable things.
A VERY good Source for Florida Man stories is the _FloridaMan Twitter Account!
I'll make a start:
"Florida Man Steals Ten Cans Of Axe Deodorant From Publix Store, Assaults Security Guard, Broken Bicycle Chain Foils Getaway"
A 45-year-old man was arrested for attempting to steal numerous cans of deodorant from a Sarasota, Florida grocery store, according to Police officials April 10.
The shoplifter was seen by employees putting 10 cans of Axe deodorant in his pants and trying to leave the store.
However, Florida Man’s plans for free deodorant were foiled by a store security guard who confronted the Axe thief.
Apparently, this was not his day. As he attempted to flee the store by bicycle, the bicycle chain snapped, causing Florida Man to fall to the ground, leaving most of the Axe cans scattered on the sidewalk.
As the security guard tried to apprehend Florida Man, the thief pushed the guard to the ground causing him to hit his head on the hard concrete.
Florida Man fled to a local apartment complex where Police apprended him.