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FLORIDA MAN! Only in Florida...

  1. #663622013-11-20 06:00:41Kirn said:

    Okay, I seriously have no fucking idea how those people even get ideas to do something like that at all.

  2. #664082013-11-21 07:52:52 *Rune said:

    Florida Woman Crashed Car, Threw Baby, Punched Officer: Cops

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    A Florida woman involved in a car crash last week is accused of throwing her 2-year-old daughter at a cop and punching a different cop in the head.

    The woman, 28, hit a tree, rolled over and crashed into a fence in her SUV at around 11:55 p.m. Friday, according to a police report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel. The Orlando woman allegedly tried to flee the scene with her toddler in tow. When police tried to stop her, she threw the girl at an officer, "forcing me to catch the baby," he wrote in a report.

    Next, she allegedly punched another officer in the head, then kept hitting her until the other officer used a stun gun on her.

    Williams is charged with child neglect, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and leaving the scene of an accident.

    She's not the first mom to be accused of throwing a baby. In April, a Connecticut bus passenger was allegedly caught on camera tossing her child to the side before attacking a fellow passenger she claimed "disrespected her in front of her baby."

    Not that holding onto your child is always a great idea, either. In July, a woman allegedly got involved in a brawl at a Long Island Chuck E. Cheese, throwing punches while her infant was in her arms.

  3. #664972013-11-23 16:46:19johan_5179 said:

    I don't know what's happened to me, but I saw the headline and I knew this happened in Florida...

    The defendant pleads YOLO my Lord!

    20-y.o. tweets "2 drunk 2 care" hours before crashing her car and killing 2 other girls

    While driving her Hyundai Sonata, Kayla Mendoza, 20, killed two women when she crashed into their vehicle, just hours after tweeting this cryptic message on Twitter: “2 drunk 2 care [sic].”

    The driver of the Camry she hit, Kaitlyn Nicole Ferrante, 20, had severe head injuries and was placed on life support before being pronounced dead Thursday morning. A second person in the front passenger seat, 21-year-old Marisa Catronio, was killed on impact.

    “I didn’t need a blood alcohol test,” Catronia’s father said about Mendoza’s blood alcohol level. “This person was drunk and on a suicide mission.”

    Mendoza, who's name on Twitter is @highimkaila, is described as the “pothead princess” on her account. Charges have not yet been filed against her but authorities are investigating.

    Bitch

  4. #828152014-09-23 14:57:39Kuro-tan said:

    Florida Woman assaulted boyfriend, smeared fake blood on herself

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    A Flagler County woman is accused of threatening her boyfriend with a knife and then putting fake blood on herself to get him arrested, according to investigators.

    Deputies said Emily Johne, 24, held a knife to the victim’s cheek and threatened to stab him in his sleep at the home on Brunswick Lane in Palm Coast Thursday.

    Johne called 911 and said the victim was drunk and had beaten her, but when deputies arrived they determined the victim had not been drinking or hurt Johne.

    Deputies said Johne had smeared red paint on her ear and chest and told them it was blood. She was not injured.

    Investigators said Johne became violent after her boyfriend confronted her about naked pictures she had sent to another man and said she was “incapable of love.”