I would probably paint a magical girl on the side of one of our warships
Spray paint, egg and teepee thier house along with buring thier closet OR Leave a cake on thier door step that says Happt birthday, put it's full of poison
That isn't a funny prank (which generally are more douchey than anything resembling funny), that's murder.
Which really isn't funny.
I noticed a lot of people here using murder as pranks.
Some you guys really are trying too hard (or maybe not enough).
Somehow make a sane person watch Mirai Nikki :3
I'll leave them with Planetes and Bartender later on so that they can heal ^_^
That's not a prank, that's just cruel and unusual punishment.
More importantly, Bartender got an anime? Holy shit.
Day is made.
run up to their door.
put a bag of dog shit down on their porch.
light said bag on fire.
ring the doorbell.
hide in the bushes.
wait until they open the door,
and then stab them in the chest.
congratulations, you are the pranking master.