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  1. Deadpool: The Game

    #599352013-06-25 09:23:40 *DarkChaplain said:

    There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (Oof. Here we go again.) I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I'm gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)

    Key Features:

    • I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
    • Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!) are making an appearance. (Hope you don't mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
    • I'm really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
    • I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course, yours truly - ME! (Checkmate!)

    It is out.

    From what I've played so far, the gameplay has potential, but oh my god, this IS a Deadpool game. It NAILS the humor so perfectly, it is glorious.

  2. #599442013-06-25 16:26:22Kirn said:

    For all interested people out there - this game made me squeal like a little girl.

    I just met Cable, and fuck, I am laughing so hard I literally started crying.

    Not the best controls for PC though, I keep fucking up my awesome combos.

  3. #599452013-06-25 16:41:54DarkChaplain said:

    I've made it til the helicopter in the first actual mission so far, but I spent waaaaaay too much time listening to all the batshit crazy dialogue in his apartment, really.

    The shooting is kinda frustrating in a few ways, but fuck, Deadpool makes up for it. Yup.

  4. #599512013-06-25 17:59:00Kirn said:

    I kinda went straight ahead, but I think I will start over after I get done all my pesky fucking game-distracting things I have to fucking do today goddamnit! So anyhow, I think I'll do it over and revel in all the glory that is this game.

  5. #599852013-06-26 08:30:21Kirn said:

    Restarted playing this night. Remapped the keys, now I feel much more comfortable running around in a skin-tight red suit.

    Also - stealth-kills with fucking hammers rule!

  6. #600832013-06-28 08:30:46Kirn said:

    Gotta say - in the end the game made me sweat. last stretch on the last level, when you are attacked by waves after waves of enemies and then bosses and then a final boss... Pretty much that made me dead more than all the other levels in the game put together. I gotta say, I was expecting something different for a final boss fight, but it was hard too, so I can't really complain... And the way it was handled in the very end - priceless, totally priceless.

    Good game all around, in my opinion. I think, the moral of the game is that you can't ever have enough explosives or imaginary prop girls. Gotta love the imaginary prop girls....