Without Internet

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Ecstasy owns a tattoo of their IP address.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... johan_5179 now buys pictures of cats.

It has begun already

"It has been a year since the internet's demise... PureBoredom is now extremely religious."

It has been a year since the internet's demise... MrTrain has friends now.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Rawr-ichigo realizes they were living a lie.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Senkono is now an inconsolable alcoholic.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... kuroba_loki sells clothes with browser icons.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Maudia is no longer lazy.

....wow, that is so painfully accurate.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Inasda no longer has a weird laugh.

I never new I had one...

"It has been a year since the internet's demise... Aerosin is now racist."

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Rinneko is now happy with their life.

...casually waits for the internet's demise.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... kofuku is free from their shameful history.

~frolics in the meadows as all the gay fanfiction and silly tumblr posts are washed away forever~

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Yugure has no reason to wake up now.

Food...trash day...grocery...

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Jacqueline is now an exorcist.

"It has been a year since the internet's demise... AshitoKenji now has to visit people to play games." The horror..

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Kuro-tan now remembers how to write letters.

What are you addicted to?

Cenica is addicted to hitting things with hammers.

Rawr-ichigo is addicted to fish

hellstorm901 is addicted to egg jokes.

Kirn is addicted to nothing.

johan_5179 is addicted to cats.

deng is addicted to egg jokes.

I did not eggspect that

Jack is addicted to pointing at things.

&

--Jack-- is addicted to cats.

"Inasda is addicted to bad sitcoms."

kofuku is addicted to everything.

:D

Maudia is addicted to boy bands.

Shit! It's on to me!

Jacqueline is addicted to doing the chicken dance.

"AshitoKenji is addicted to puns." You bet!

Your famous Last Words

johan_5179's last words: "Don't worry, it's not like I'm going to die!"

Not sure if Brave Shonen Hero or Stupid kid who tried being a smartass

Cenica's last words: "I'll be waiting for you... in Hell." Heheheh.
@johan_5179 Haha. Either way your dead.

"Inasda's last words: "No biggie. I have 8 lives left.""

Not sure if I was a cat or happy go lucky

Kirn's last words: "Don't give up!"

Well, could have been worse.

Rinneko's last words: "(incoherent fangirl-like screaming)"

Splendid. I have wasted my last words.

'Aerosin's last words: "Just as planned!" '

kofuku's last words: "Bring it on."

haha

"Bitch."

Ryousei's last words: "No, give me all YOUR money!"

Oh dear. Can we say, asking for it?!

Jacqueline's last words: "When I die... bury me with my computer."

"AshitoKenji's last words: "(incoherent fangirl-like screaming)"" Is it just me... or is this totally legit?

Kuro-tan's last words: "No, give me all YOUR money!"

True, considering that I would be losing my mind, trying to hit everything with all the last strength I had left...

What flavor are you?

"Cenica tastes like mango and blueberry. Delicious!"
I like mangoes and blueberries but not sure how well they taste together...

"PureBoredom tastes like coffee and strawberry. Delicious!"

And a bonus:

Dickbutt tastes like icing and marshmallow. Yummeh!

johan_5179 tastes like apple and raspberry. ...!

Forbidden fruit of knowledge. My giant ego is stroked °^°

deng tastes like marshmallow and vanilla. ...!

... I am pure.

DevilsDevina tastes like marshmallow and pineapple. Mmm!

Inasda tastes like cherry and apple. Delicious!

Kirn tastes like coffee and cotton candy. ...!

Coffee - yes. Cotton candy I haven't had for a damn long time now.

Rinneko tastes like mint and blueberry. OMNOMNOM!

Sounds like ice-cream.

"Aerosin tastes like pumpkin and blueberry. Yummeh!"

"AshitoKenji tastes like cotton candy and strawberry. OMNOMNOM!"

Name of Your Final Attack

Cenica's final attack is Fire Crocodile Strike.

hellstorm's final attack is Light Circle Splash

Don't even know what to say about that.

DeathByBiscuit's final attack is Lion Bee Blast, reminds me of something out of HunterxHunter

Wolfangle's final attack is Spiral Overdrive Vulcan

Reminds me of a Megaman NT Warrior battle chip

johan_5179's final attack is Diamond Crushing Rush

I have diamonds and i'm high as fuck. ...

I'm a rapper?

"Inasda's final attack is Twin Overdrive Barrage"

Reminds me of gundam

Kirn's final attack is Dragon Killing Onslaught

Dragu Slave. Take that!

Jacek's final attack is Killing Tiger Finger

usa's final attack is Real Final Beam

My final attack is so final. It's really final.

"Aerosin's final attack is Lion Straight Bang"

kofuku's final attack is Dark Shadow Bullet

pew pew~~

Jacqueline's final attack is Twin Bubble Dash

Mau's final attack is Awful Dark Rush

That sounds awful.

Kuro-tan's final attack is Cold Rider Crush

Sounds like me impaling someone with an ice shard

What is your psychic ability?

"Cenica able to use Bilocation or multilocation."

johan_5179 able to use Astral projection or mental projection.

Kirn able to use Death-warning.

Fear me.

Jacek able to use Telepathy.

Inasda able to use Astral projection or mental projection.

Rinneko able to use Psychic surgery.

How does that work? OAO

"Aerosin able to use Dowsing."

Ori able to use Aura reading.

The perfect useless power for me.

kofuku able to use Psychokinesis or telekinesis.

heh heh heh

Gawd able to use Psychokinesis or telekinesis.

Better watch out guis. I can pick up apples

The meaning behind your name

johan_5179's name means: 1) Hidden genius. 2) Will never be popular.

:3

DarkChaplain's name means: 1) A kinda shady guy... 2) The final boss.

Hah.

Kirn's name means: 1) Very lewd. 2) Completely useless.

What the fuck...

@Kirn... I knew it <3

Rinneko's name means: 1) Just a homo. 2) To be in despair.

Did this read off my fujoshi side from my name?

Cenica's name means: 1) To use THAT. 2) Secretly homo.

...

"Boris's name means: 1) To go broke buying anime figures. 2) To put panties on your head."

DeathByBiscuit's name means: 1) Everyone's favorite tweeter. 2) Constantly procrastinating.

kofuku's name means: 1) A kinda shady guy... 2) Spending Valentine's Day alone.

;___;

Ori's name means: 1) A failure of a human. 2) Godly.

no truer statement has ever been said

Mikaze's name means: 1) To get along, ***ually. 2) To go broke buying anime figures.

^_^;;

Frey's name means: 1) Doesn't actually exist. 2) Has no friends.

WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS MY RESULT....AM I THAT SAD OF A PERSON?

edit: WHO LIKED THIS? WHO, LIKED, THIS?

You liked mine I liked yours. Let's switch.

But mine is....so bad. ;_; I have friends...right? And shouldn't you be sleeping? Don't waste them day off's.

Yugure's name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.

I'm not sure with both of it

JacquelineGraye's name means: 1) To get excited. 2) To stick something up your butt.

Can I do a rerun?

Maudia's name means: 1) Tweeting too much. 2) Godly.

I am Godly.

Didn't need a Shindan to tell me that.

"AshitoKenji's name means: 1) Doesn't actually exist. 2) Not wearing any."

Lily's name means: 1) A kinda shady guy... 2) Winning at life.

rebel's name means: 1) Slightly homo. 2) Posing in front of the mirror.

If You were a Pokemon

DarkChaplain would be a Flying/Dark, and they would evolve with trading.

Fuck it.

johan_5179 would be a Ghost/Fighting, and they would have a Mega evolution.

Whatever it is, I like it.

loki would be a Dark/Ice, and they would evolve with affection.

Umbreon <3

Kirn would be a Fighting/Dark, and they would be a pseudo-Legendary.

That sounds somewhat correct.

Cenica would be a Rock/Dark, and they would evolve with happiness.

I so happy.

"Boris would be a Flying/Rock, and they would evolve twice."

inasda would be a Fairy/Poison, and they would be a Legendary.

at least im magical

kofuku would be a Dragon/Normal, and they would evolve with happiness.

^_^

Mau would be a Fire/Psychic, and they would be a pseudo-Legendary

Frey would be a Fairy/Psychic, and they would be a pseudo-Legendary.

I Freyrie I say!

Yugure would be a Grass/Bug, and they would be a pseudo-Legendary.

Pseudo-Legendary, yes...the type -facedesks-

Why, @Frey...? Why Fairy?

JacquelineGraye would be a Fighting/Water, and they would be a Legendary.

Sounds about right to me...

"AshitoKenji would be a Ghost/Fighting, and they would evolve with happiness." Ugh, happiness

Kuro-tan would be a Fighting/Fire, and they would evolve at night.

seems legit...

Your RPG Inventory

DarkChaplain's inv.
Mana Potion(99), Gold(5,132,922), Steel Sword, God Scale Armor.

johan_5179's inv. Health Potion(99), Gold(1,422,688), Steel Dagger, Dragon Robes.

Ecstasy's inv.
Mana Potion(23), Gold(22,433,923), God Sword, Mithril Robes.

I never really play mages though.

kuroba_loki's inv. Health Potion(23), Gold(5,132,922), Bronze Dagger, Adamant Robes.

mhmm, dat bronze dagger

"Aerosin's inv. Strength Potion(99), Gold(5,132,922), Iron Bow, Adamant Scale Armor."

JacquelineGraye's inv. Strength Potion(1), Gold(999,999,999), Iron Warhammer, Diamond Robes.

LOLI TEST

DarkChaplain is Mega Loli.

Hah.

johan_5179 is Super Loli.

:3

kuroba_loki is Loli.

ohohoh

Rinneko is Loli.

Cenica is Ultra Loli.

"Aerosin is Lol, Loli."

kofuku is a Mega Loli

"AshitoKenji is Loli Loli Loli."

What's your butt rated

johan_5179's butt is flat as a flat butt. Lame.

I am a failure at life :'(

Freddie Mercury's butt is Super Kakkoi!

kuroba_loki's butt is Super Kakkoi!

Ecstasy's butt is like two riper watermelons protruding from a body.

Cenica's butt is Super Kawaii!

"Aerosin's butt is like back boobs."

...is this good or bad?

Rin's butt is not as kawaii as Carly's.

Well, I don't know a Carly.

kofuku's butt is Super Kakkoi!

Fuckin' right.

JacquelineGraye's butt is hawt. =.=~

Damn straight it is.

"AshitoKenji's butt is like back boobs." What more would you expect from the booty queen?

How Kawaii~ are you on a scale from 1 to10?

DarkChaplain is a 9

Damn it.

kuroba_loki is 5 hahaha xD

johan_5179 is 8

:)

Kirn is 7

Lies. I should be 0.

@Kirn nono, this thing is accurate. Lemme prove it.

we all know that @Dec is kawaii desu.

Dec is 10

whoop.

@Kuroba_Loki cheated, didn't use full name.

Rinneko is 10

It's true, it's true.

Aerosin is 1

inasda is 8

kofuku is 8

Well, I guess.

JacquelineGraye is 1

I find it slightly disturbing that even Kirn is above me in this aspect...

Cenica is 2
I told you people I'm not cute. Shindan proves it!

"AshitoKenji is 6" I've been wrong about myself my whole life. I'm a loli and I'm cute >_>

Kuro-tan is 1

Because I'm not cute...I'm HOT!!!!

How do people think of you?

"Rinneko looks hardly beautiful and is hardly selfish to other people."

You might want to check but I think this is one of those Shindans that gives you the same answer no matter what you put in.

"johan_5179 looks very gross and is very bossy to other people."

"{Real-Name} looks hardly beautiful and is hardly kind to other people."

"{{full name}} looks very cute and is very lively to other people."

I think its a legit shindan

That's wierd. I got the same answer as Rinneko even thou I entered Cenica and Cen.
Peanut Butter gets something different though. As well as pickles.

Strange. Maybe it was a temporary glitch. Try it on another day?

"kofuku looks hardly cute and is hardly helpful to other people."

Why you little shit. I am an angel, both inside and out.

"JacquelineGraye looks very ugly and is hardly kind to to other people."

I KILL YOU!

"Dark B looks very beautiful and is very helpful to other people."

See? it knows that I am nice to people.

I'd rather not share what I got for this one... but I will anyway "AshitoKenji looks very gross and is very lively to other people."

"Kuro-tan looks very hot and is very selfish to other people."

I'M NOT SELFISH D:<

Your Fighter Title.

Rinneko is Amazing Power Bomb Princess

Cenica is Radical Explosive Queen.

Ecstasy is Incredible Justice Captain

yes yes, I am

johan_5179 is Manly Power Bomb Warrior

:D

kuroba_loki is Radical Crystal Squadron Leader

mahou shoujo?? :3

kofuku is Flying Power Bomb Warrior

noice

JacquelineGraye is Ultra Power Bomb Captain

Dark B is Incredible Explosive Fighter

"AshitoKenji is Ultra Badass Princess" One problem, I'm a Queen.

Kyoukai no Kanata

Cenica has wavy brown hair and looks good in glasses. They create cages and wield a pistol.

Rinneko has short black hair and looks good in glasses. They create shields and wield a sword.

JacquelineGraye has wavy pink hair and looks good in a kimono. They are immortal and wield a spear.

I am AWESOME?

Kuro-tan has long blond hair and looks good in a kimono. They control blood and wield a gun.

FUCK YEAH!!! But I'm not blonde...

MrTrain has fluffy pink hair and looks good in a skirt. They create shields and wield a spear.

I'm imagining Cotten candy fluffy

What are you doing right now? Hopefully, this has not already been posted.

Rinneko is attempting to shoot webs like Spider-Man.

You are currently in surgery.

...Gah! My spleen!

You are clubbin'

all day erryday

You are wishing anime and anime characters were real

...

You are making stuff from duct tape

It's called art!!!

You are wanting $$$

I cannot deny that!

"You are attemping to think but failing" I think this is true... but I'm not quite sure.

You in an Alternate Universe

In another universe, Cenica is a(n) prostitute with a hot wife.

...whuts...

In another universe, --Jack-- is a(n) Time Lord with a hot husband.

ಠ_ಠ

Haha. This shindan makes you gay.

@Cenica I think it made me every Yaoi & Whovian's fantasy...eh...

In another universe, Rin is a(n) demon with a pancake house.

Yum.

In another universe, johan_5179 is a(n) computer with no head.

Wut?

In another universe, kofuku is a(n) hillbilly with a PhD in lovin'.

ha ha...ehhh

In another universe, JacquelineGraye is a(n) sentient potato with cat ears.

Say what dude?

"In another universe, AshitoKenji is a(n) CEO with cat ears." Meow.

In another universe, Kuro-tan is a(n) Time Lord with a steel body.

What happens to you in a zombie apocalypse?

Rinneko is the one that got everyone else eaten...

Kirn is forced to turn into a cannibal. Traitor..

Actually... yes.

johan_5179 is betrayed by friends and left to die..

D:

kofuku is the one that got everyone else eaten..

Sounds about right. >:D

Mikaze is getting on a boat and sailing to England..

I should be save right

Cenica is a pro with weapons and survives.
Yeah!

JacquelineGraye is killed within minutes by falling off a house...

WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIED LIKE THAT?

"AshitoKenji is lost in a city full of zombies and will die.."

Kuro-tan is taking over the world with the zombies.

Am I a queen zombie or what???

Pacific Rim Jaeger Generator

Cenica's Jaeger is METAL ALPHA

Gwynn's Jaegwe is COLOSSAL OMEGA

Yugure's Jaeger is NOBLE EMPEROR

Frey's Jaeger is CRIMSON REX

Not bad, Crimson is half my favorite color.

johan_5179's Jaeger is CHERNO SOLID

Dafoq does that even mean?

SHINING SMASHER

My kinda Jaeger

Kirn's Jaeger is CHERNO VENGEANCE

Actually, would be correct. Russian jaeger, and I do like me some vengeance.

"AshitoKenji's Jaeger is BURNING DANGER, Your Special Weapon is FIN AXE"

DarkChaplain's Jaeger is NOBLE BEHEMOTH

Woop.

Fantasy Profession

Cenica is a heavenly messenger and a cowboy.

Frey is a Nerd and a Elder

...

Hahaha. So accurate.

johan_5179 is a Magical Girl / Guy and a Murderer

Works for me :3

Yugure is a Pop Idol and a Artist

Here I come, stage-kun!

"Johtoh is a Nerd and a Murderer"

CQ is a warrior and an artist

Maudia is a Lord and a Jester

I am the lord of knock knock jokes, fear me.

Gawd is a Waitress / Waiter and a Horse Rider

gawd_daym is a Locksmith and a Cab Driver

Kirn is a Blacksmith and a Princess

What the fucking fuck, how does that even work...

Everything works... when you're kawaii.

Dark B is a Heavenly Messenger and a Murderer.

Okay...

Teil is a Warrior and a Princess

Finally someone recognizes me for what I am.

@effect I typed in Gawd not my username

"AshitoKenji is a Heavenly Messanger and a Jester"

MrTrain is a Super Model and a Princess

I okay with this