To the native speakers of Japanese.
Why do you have to make everything so damn complicated?
Why do you have super easy grammar, but 29 million ways of counting?
Why why why can't you say what you mean?
Why is the only reason you can give me "japanese follows the rules, except when it doesn't"?
I am freaking Swedish, people. I don't understand subliminal messages. Where I'm from we freaking say what we mean. Geez.