You are fucking late at delivering this month's book orders. Again. Fuck you kindly.
Be glad that I actually like you, otherwise you'd have been set on fire months ago.
Stop acting like such a cunt. You can't have your period THAT often. As much as I value your friendship, your seasonal bitchy attitude regardless of how you are approached is seriously pissing me off. Funnily enough, this shit always seems to coincide with you playing bad MMOs with some of your other friends, who I neither know nor want to know. The ones you introduced me to appeared incredibly dumb and tasteless already.
Get your shit together. You can't be cunty forever.
WOW! The last one actually turned out to be positive?! What a surprise!