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  1. #1100262017-04-11 06:12:05 *--Jack-- said:

    Furry Convention Cancelled After Neo-Nazi Association & Tax Irregularities Come To Light

    The accompanying stock photo may horrify you. It has been censored for your peace of mind.

    Colorado furry convention Rocky Mountain Fur Con has been canceled. Funds collected in advance of this August's event are to be spent on existing liabilities, and refunding attendees and dealers where possible; any remainder will go to the convention charity.

    While their official statement cites rising security costs, the closure follows the controversial issues surrounding CEO Kendal Emery (Kahuki Liaru), and the "Furry Raiders" group. It has also been discovered by Flayrah that the convention's parent company's Federal tax-exempt status, obtained in 2009, had lapsed, and it had not filed taxes for a period of seven years, while still claiming to be a registered 501(c) non-profit. In this investigative report we can identify the issues that have contributed to the end of Denver's furry convention.

    Apparently these "furry raiders" are a group of furries headed by some guy with the nickname foxler (a play on fox and hitler). He's known for wearing the group's arm band for their club (intentionally red with the paw logo in a circle, styled similar to nazi arm bands), being racist, and other already-out-of-the-ordinary things. Also apparently there's an "AltFurry" hashtag on twitter that foxler has used (its an equivalent to Alt-right if you did not make the connection). The final nail in the coffin is his 1993 conviction for "Criminal Sexual Contact with a Minor".

    Should I have left out any other important details...well...I really didn't want to research much more about it.

    Here's a picture from his twitter:

  2. #1100682017-04-13 15:49:06Kirn said:

    ‘Charging Bull’ Sculptor Says ‘Fearless Girl’ Violates His Rights

    So, apparently, on Wall Street there's a Charging Bull statue. That's normal. Actually, I believe, bull and bear are two important terms of the stock trade. And anyone who was Wolf from Wall Street know how much those fucks think of themselves as macho guys. So yeah, bull. Charging. Very fucking manly. That's silly enough in its own right.

    And then, apparently, on International Women Day, some small firm placed a Fearless Girl statue, right in front of the bull, literally going 'fuck you, I am not afraid'. And it's silly enough, with all the posturing and using other statue for your statue's emphasis and for the whole relation to women's day bullshit...

    But then author of the first sculpture went to court. And god fucking damn it, this got so retarded!

    "In our opinion, a deliberate choice was made to exploit and to appropriate the 'Charging Bull' through the placement of 'Fearless Girl,'" attorney Norman Siegel said at the press conference.

    Siegel said they believed the artist's rights had been violated as a result of placing the statue of the girl "directly across from the 'Charging Bull,'" without Di Modica's permission.

    What can we take from this? Bull lost his balls.

    The attorney said "Fearless Girl" was a "marketing campaign" for the SHE index based around the confrontational image of the two statues. This amounted to commercial use of "Charging Bull," Siegel said, in violation of Di Modica's trademark rights.

    So weird and dumb on so many levels. Statue rights wars!

  3. #1101842017-04-21 17:34:33Kirn said:

    Girls have a higher chance of getting pregnant than boys

    Buhera – Zimbabwe’s First lady, Doctor Grace Mugabe has advised young girls in Zimbabwe to be careful with their lives since girls have a higher chance of falling pregnant than their male counterparts.

    Doctor. She is a motherfucking doctor!!

    “Girls have a higher chance of falling pregnant than boys. If you look at the statistics, girls have nearly 100% chance of getting pregnant, while boys have nearly zero chances of falling pregnant. This means girls have to be extra extra vigilant”, she said

    Motherfuckers... well, you heard it. Girls have much higher change to get pregnant, than boys! So beware!

    No, really, can't even have commentary to this.

  4. #1105082017-05-12 15:17:43Lieutenant said:

    The Philippines Just Bought a Warship for $100

    The Pohang-class corvettes were some of the first large warships built by South Korean shipyards. Twenty-four corvettes were built during the mid 1980s and early 1990s between 1984 and 1993. Each weighed 1,200 tons fully loaded and had a maximum speed of 32 knots, armed with a pair of Italian-made 76-millimeter deck guns, four Harpoon anti-ship missiles, two 40-millimeter cannons, and anti-submarine torpedoes as well as depth charges. The Pohang-class ships were built mainly to patrol South Korean coastal waters and square off against North Korea's fleet of small gunboats and coastal submarines.

    While the ex-Chungju is essentially free, the Philippines has also committed to paying to bring the ship back into service. One Philippine former naval officer-turned-blogger describes the necessary work as "repair, minor refurbishing works, replacement of obsolete systems required for safe use of the ship, crew billeting and training, and other expenses." That will cost an estimated 200 million Philippine pesos, or the equivalent of $4 million dollars.

    The ship will also not transfer with all of its weaponry. The Harpoon missiles are not part of the sale-the missiles are still useful to South Korea and Seoul would have to get permission from the United States to sell them, a process that could take years. The ship might also lose its American-made Mk. 46 anti-submarine torpedoes.

  5. #1106162017-05-18 16:00:08Kirn said:

    Dutch king reveals he held part-time job as airline pilot

    The Dutch king has revealed that for more than two decades he has, alongside his royal duties, held down a part-time second job.

    In a newspaper interview published on Wednesday, King Willem-Alexander said that he recently ended his role as a regular “guest pilot” after 21 years on KLM’s fleet of Fokker 70 planes and before that on Dutch carrier Martinair.

    Now that's a nice way to relax. A lot of royals do pretty stupid stuff, but that guy decided to go and work to rest. Not bad for a hobby.

    “You have an aircraft, passengers and crew. You have responsibility for them,” the king told De Telegraaf. “You can’t take your problems from the ground into the skies. You can completely disengage and concentrate on something else. That, for me, is the most relaxing part of flying.”

    So yeah, that's weird, for a king to do stuff like that. But I think that's rather nice. We need more kings like that.

  6. #1113282017-07-01 06:39:26Kirn said:

    While I was looking over Ukraine/Russia/US news, I found this little gem, but this one is very much more for this thread.

    A Russian and his bodyguard nearly caused scuffles by pursuing their thieves into their city, in Seine-Saint-Denis.

    Okay, that's a long-ass news title. Also, the article itself is in French. There's also a Russian version, more extended, because of what happened.

    So, apparently, French city of Seine-Saint-Denis is notorious for its petty crime. Basically, you keep your car locked at all times, even when you are driving in it. Two Russians, driving there, did not know that. So on some crossroad, some fucks approached them on scooter and grabbed the bag from the back seat. And drove away.

    What the thugs didn't know was that one of the Russians was tied to Russian Ministry of Defense. Actually, noone really knows who exactly it was - member of the ministry or representative of one of their financial partners. The other Russian was, in the style of best action movies, his female bodyguard.

    Russians didn't call the Police. Instead, they just decided to chase the thugs, which actually baffled the criminals, because people really don't do that. So, after failing to lose the 'victims', thugs called their band and went to the baddest district of the city. There they were met by group of their allies. So they felt safe. For a few second, because Russians still went in, actually left the car and proceeded to shake the thugs down. Completely ignoring the number of people meeting them.

    In the end? Russians not only got their bag back, but they didn't even leave after that, probably trying to shake down locals for money for the trouble or something, no idea about that. In the end, police arrived, and noone knows who called it. Russians were escorted out, 4 thugs were detained for a short time.

    For French criminals that was a seriously weird day.

  7. #1114072017-07-09 12:19:57Kirn said:

    Over half a million counterfeit Pokémon plushies confiscated in South Korea

    A South Korean sting operation has ended with roughly 530k counterfeit Pokémon plushies seized by police.

    Not cocaine, not weapons. Pokemon fucking plushies. I blame Pokemon fucking Go for this and also...

    As reported by South Korean outlet Yes! Top News (via GoNintendo), the full bounty of counterfeit characters was worth an estimated $6.27 billion. Yes, billion.

    Fuck cocaine, Pokemon Plushie black market is apparently a lot more lucrative shit. This is the biggest Pokemon raid in history, I am sure, and it was reported to be years - fucking years - in the making.

    Seriously. Just imagine being an undercover police agent in the Pokemon smuggling organization...

  8. #1116752017-08-06 07:53:12Kirn said:

    Starbucks CEO: “If You Support Traditional Marriage We Don’t Want Your Business”

    During the Starbucks annual shareholders meeting, CEO Howard Schultz had a clear message to send to investors who don’t support gay marriage: he doesn’t want your business.

    Immediately untrue. If that motherfucker's quote was exact - he doesn't want people who support straight marriage, not the ones who don't support gays. It is a very important distinction.

    Schultz went on to claim that Starbucks strives to “embrace diversity of all kinds.” He went on to tell a shareholder who stands behind tradition marriage to sell his shares and invest elsewhere.

    Straight up bullshit, as being straight is - surprise - also part of diversity. People tend to forget that these days, I see.

    So, honestly, I am not surprised that this retard says stuff like that. 'Tolerance' bullshit has been out of control for years now. What weird about all this, is how confident he is in saying things that he pretty much doesn't want most of his clients to visit his establishments. For a businessman that is as retarded as you can ever get. And then some.

  9. #1116892017-08-09 17:39:35Kirn said:

    P.E.I. monks buy 600 lbs of lobster to release them into ocean!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/monks-free-lobster.jpg

    Something more positive this time.

    More than 600 pounds of lucky lobsters were spared the pot Saturday, thanks to compassionate monks on Prince Edward Island.
    The monks bought the lobsters from various places around the Island, said Venerable Dan of the Great Enlightenment Buddhist Institute Society in Little Sands.

    You know, I see these orange-robed monks around my city at times, but here they just try to peddle you stuff or give out pamphlets. But what these guys doing, I like.

    Before releasing the lobsters, the monks held a 20-minute ceremony with a prayer and chant to the Buddha of compassion.
    Dan said you don't have to have a ceremony or be a Buddhist to practice compassion to be nicer to all the living beings around you and try to think from their point of view.

    As much as I like lobsters, and as much as I know how futile this is, I do approve of taking whatever number of animals that are about to being eaten, and releasing them. weird to hear about stuff like that, but nice nonetheless.

  10. #1117332017-08-16 19:53:55 *--Jack-- said:

    The Falcons’ new stadium has a Chick-fil-A, which won’t be open for most Falcons games

    Firstly, The Falcons are an American football team in the state of Georgia, USA. Chick-fil-a is an openly-religious business known for their food but also known for not being open on sundays.

    Chick-fil-A has been closed on Sundays since 1946 on orders from founder Truett Cathy.

    “Having worked seven days a week in restaurants open 24 hours, Truett saw the importance of closing on Sundays so that he and his employees could set aside one day to rest and worship if they choose — a practice we uphold today,” the company’s website reads.

    The thing that seems really dumb about all of this is...most American Football games are on sunday. The day when this stadium's Chick-fil-a stand will be closed. What...

    Seven of the Falcons’ eight regular season home games are on Sunday this season, the exception being a tilt against the Saints on Dec. 7, a Thursday night. But the stadium will host numerous other non-Sunday events [as well]...

    They claim there will be enough events at the stadium so the stand will have regular business, but this still sounds like a waste of revenue and honestly would annoy patrons at the stadium on normal sunday-evening games.

  11. #1121682017-10-07 07:01:38Kirn said:

    2 missile boats were stolen from Kaliningrad region

    First of all, here's the map, to show where it happened, and second of all, the news is in Russian, so I will describe what happened. Thing is, 2 missile boats were owned by a civilian in Kaliningrad. And were stolen by other civilians, probably local small-time thugs.

    Ministry of Defense sold 2 missile boats to a local private company. Boats were old and were to be utilized, so army pretty much passed on that responsibility. The company who bough the ships was going to utilize them and turn profit from it. But before that, they put them in a harbor. You know, before all formalities of utilization are done with or smth. And during that time ships were stolen and noone really knows where they are now. Again, noone knows where the fuck two combat ships, stolen by civilians from civilians, are gone to. And some local thugs now own a fleet compared to the size of fleet of Latvia (which in a country very close to Kaliningrad region).

    Who knows. Maybe they will just go out fishing on those.

  12. #1122872017-10-26 01:04:45 *--Jack-- said:

    Japanese police arrest 74-year-old ninja thief suspect

    Japanese police say they have finally caught a prolific thief who dressed as a ninja to carry out raids - and were surprised to find he was 74.

    After his usually covered face was caught on a security camera this year, he was put under surveillance which led to his arrest in July.

    Police now believe he is the so-called "Ninja of Heisei", thought to have carried out more than 250 break-ins.

    He has been charged with thefts worth 30m yen ($260,000; £200,000).

    Police had been baffled by a series of burglaries over eight years carried out by a suspect wearing black, assuming they had been carried out by someone younger.

    Investigators observed the suspect, whom they say seemed little different from most elderly men, during the day.

    But they say he then went into an abandoned building and changed clothes before waiting until it got dark to steal.

    "He was dressed all in black just like a ninja," a senior official in the western Japanese city of Osaka said.

    So this old guy has been around for so long he's stolen roughly 30 Million yen worth from various places. Thievery isn't okay but you have to admit that's an impressively long run.

    Police said the thief displayed great physical ability, running effortlessly on top of walls instead of taking the streets.

    After his arrest, the man was quoted as saying: "If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough."