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  1. The Bad Joke Thread


    #684742014-01-14 01:41:41 *--Jack-- said:

    http://i.imgur.com/50BTB2S.jpg

    This thread is for all jokes that are not that good, in poor taste, or are otherwise a waste of time.

    Feel free to add jokes that are particularly good too if you want, but expect horrible puns.

    Enter at your own risk.

  2. #684752014-01-14 01:42:02--Jack-- said:
    • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
    • When chemists die, they barium.
    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
    • I’m reading a book about anti+ gravity. I just can’t put it down.
    • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    • They told me I had type+ A blood, but it was a Type+ O.
    • PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
  3. #684882014-01-14 06:41:58Kip said:

    Two whales are in a bar. One whale says to the other, "MMMNNMEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOOOORRRRRNNNGGGGUUUHHAAAAAAAAA." "AAAOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHYYUUUUUHHHH." "NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHAAAAAAOOOH."

    The other whale says,

    "Frank, shut up. You're drunk."

  4. #684902014-01-14 08:27:22mizlily said:

    Wouldn't it be funny if the person just acted out the first part of the joke. I would like to see the look on people's face after imitating a whale

  5. #685012014-01-14 11:33:41Kip said:

    lol my boyfriend is the one who actually told me this, and made super exaggerated whale sounds when he first said the joke to me. i was so confused but it was hilarious at the end. the entire time though i was like "what the fuck are you doing, stop."

  6. #685022014-01-14 11:40:33abinit123 said:

    why does tigger always smell? because he plays with poo

    what is brown and sticky? ......a stick

    what do you get when you cross a snowman and vampire? ........frostbite

    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? ......because it was dead! why did the cat fall out the tree? ......because it was stapled to the quirrel!

    what is black and white and red all over? .....a newspaper

    my wife left me because i keep making dick innuendos.... its going to be HARD when i tell the kids

    i went in to a computer store to get a laptop for my wife..... the bastards wouldn't take the deal and they preferred cash

    sorry for the naughty words yo :3 lawl

  7. #685142014-01-14 15:36:35--Jack-- said:

    A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

    “Sorry I can’t serve you,” States the barman.

    “Why not?” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

    “You’re under 18,” replies the barman.

  8. #689102014-01-22 16:16:39mizlily said:
    @--Jack--

    Man walks into a bar and asks a woman
    “Can I buy you a drink?”
    She replies, “Sure”
    He asked the bartender, “a bowl of milk please”
    Women “Milk?”
    Man “Because you’re going to be my bitch tonight”
  9. #821852014-09-08 16:14:43Slyter said:

    Two vampires walk into a bar. The first orders a pint of blood and the other orders boiling water.

    "Why water?" the bartenders asks.

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Today I'll have some tea."

  10. #688002014-01-20 14:52:48Rinneko said:

    What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    If you've caught bird flu, you need tweetment. If you've got swine flu, you need oinkment.

  11. #688592014-01-21 15:23:03Zach said:

    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  12. #689072014-01-22 15:02:06 *Rinneko said:
    Why don't oysters give to charity?
    Because they are shellfish!

    What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
    She 'grated' it!

    Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
  13. #691092014-01-25 22:55:31Teil said:

    One more. What do you call a mushroom that makes you laugh all day?

    A...........FUNGI to be with! OHOHOHOHOHO