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The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #890312015-04-24 17:53:50 *Clever said:

    As you all know, Saint Patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. He ate an ascetic's diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath. All of this made him

    A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

  2. #897302015-05-15 03:00:26Clever said:

    In Canada they eliminated the use of pennies. When the price ends in 3 or 4 cents they round up to 5 cents and when it is 1 or 2 cents they round down. Therefore my 2 cents on a subject isn’t worth shit.

  3. #905562015-06-25 16:17:24 *Zephyr said:

    Kimiboku pun.

    high school kids stare over a bald man's head

    bald man: is there something on my head?

    kids: nothing. there's nothing at all.

  4. #908282015-07-18 04:20:01BakaHime said:

    If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?

    ^^^ this kept me laughing for literally half an hour.