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The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #970442016-01-07 17:51:25armedzerox said:

    A Japanese lecturer asked his indian student wether he understand the subject or not The indian student answered yes while shook his head. That sensei asked him again. A lot of times each after sub topic.

    True story.

  2. #977602016-01-20 11:33:48BakaHime said:

    A chess pun I made that annoyed everyone in the varsity :3

    Me: Hey put it on c8

    Him: No wait.

    Me: Put it on c8!

    Him: No.

    Me: Don't you c8?!

    ehe for those who dont get it it's "don't you see it?". I'm awesome right

  3. #1001072016-03-08 23:00:07armedzerox said:

    Be very careful when you go out on the street. Yesterday at around 8:30pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt pulled out a pair of scissors at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won.

  4. #1004972016-03-16 13:02:37Rebel said:

    One day a man came home from work to see his 86 year old grandmother skipping rope... He asked "grandma why are you skipping" she replied "the doctor told me to take pills every Monday, Tuesday but skip Wednesday"

  5. #1014592016-04-20 05:03:07Bayne said:

    I was kinda thirsty so I thought I might go to a local bar, get in que and buy some punch. Fortunately for me, when I got there, there was no punch line