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The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #702522014-02-19 13:06:00abinit123 said:

    What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

    What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? Kara-tea.

    What's a frog's favorite drink? Croaka Cola.

    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

    A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you".. "Sure thing" the bartender replies and asks "but what's with the big pause?" The panda holds up his hands and says "I was born with them."

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  2. #731632014-04-14 06:58:51Hathaway11 said:
    1. Q = What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A = If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

    2. Q = What goes in hard, comes out soft and you can blow? A = Bubblegum

    3. Q = What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A = Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

  3. #783362014-06-19 18:56:39Dark-B said:

    Thought this might need a bit of a bump.

    Job interview:
    - "What's your greatest weakness?"
    - "Honesty."
    - "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
    - "I don't give a fuck what you think."

  4. #785122014-06-22 02:21:21AshitoKenji said:

    Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

    "Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

    To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

  5. #820202014-09-03 12:42:06 *Slyter said:

    How do you turn a fish into a pizza?

    Leave a silver dori out in the sun and you get a tandoori

    What happens when you shorten a cows legs on one side? Lean beef.

    A man says to another "I'm going to steal that camembert cheese." The other man replies "But that's wrong. It's nacho cheese."