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The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #828452014-09-24 12:29:59Slyter said:

    A man said to a mountain climber "Hey do you think you can repair this rope for my next climb?" and hands him a very worn rope.

    The mountain climber replies "A frayed knot, man."

  2. #830412014-09-29 00:59:44Slyter said:

    Not one I came up with but I stumbled across it and oh man it is gold!

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

  3. #831762014-10-03 12:20:03Slyter said:

    Africa has some of the nicest weather in the world. Kenya believe it?

    This man not actually be true, but for the sake of the pun let's say it is.

  4. #834292014-10-09 19:24:38Slyter said:

    An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard and a German were all watching a street performer. The street performer was short so he stood up on a box and asked "Can you see me now?" and they replied "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

  5. #837572014-10-20 05:37:30NidTheBard said:

    What did the frying pan ask the potato?

    "Am I getting you all heated up?"

    What do young cats say when they are frustrated?

    "You gotta be Kitten me!"