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Parent: The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #684882014-01-14 06:41:58Kip said:

    Two whales are in a bar. One whale says to the other, "MMMNNMEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOOOORRRRRNNNGGGGUUUHHAAAAAAAAA." "AAAOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHYYUUUUUHHHH." "NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHAAAAAAOOOH."

    The other whale says,

    "Frank, shut up. You're drunk."

  2. #684902014-01-14 08:27:22mizlily said:

    Wouldn't it be funny if the person just acted out the first part of the joke. I would like to see the look on people's face after imitating a whale

  3. #685012014-01-14 11:33:41Kip said:

    lol my boyfriend is the one who actually told me this, and made super exaggerated whale sounds when he first said the joke to me. i was so confused but it was hilarious at the end. the entire time though i was like "what the fuck are you doing, stop."