why does tigger always smell? because he plays with poo
what is brown and sticky? ......a stick
what do you get when you cross a snowman and vampire? ........frostbite
why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? ......because it was dead! why did the cat fall out the tree? ......because it was stapled to the quirrel!
what is black and white and red all over? .....a newspaper
my wife left me because i keep making dick innuendos.... its going to be HARD when i tell the kids
i went in to a computer store to get a laptop for my wife..... the bastards wouldn't take the deal and they preferred cash
sorry for the naughty words yo :3 lawl