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Parent: The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #685022014-01-14 11:40:33abinit123 said:

    why does tigger always smell? because he plays with poo

    what is brown and sticky? ......a stick

    what do you get when you cross a snowman and vampire? ........frostbite

    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? ......because it was dead! why did the cat fall out the tree? ......because it was stapled to the quirrel!

    what is black and white and red all over? .....a newspaper

    my wife left me because i keep making dick innuendos.... its going to be HARD when i tell the kids

    i went in to a computer store to get a laptop for my wife..... the bastards wouldn't take the deal and they preferred cash

    sorry for the naughty words yo :3 lawl