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Parent: The Bad Joke Thread

  1. #685142014-01-14 15:36:35--Jack-- said:

    A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

    “Sorry I can’t serve you,” States the barman.

    “Why not?” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

    “You’re under 18,” replies the barman.

  2. #689102014-01-22 16:16:39mizlily said:
    @--Jack--

    Man walks into a bar and asks a woman
    “Can I buy you a drink?”
    She replies, “Sure”
    He asked the bartender, “a bowl of milk please”
    Women “Milk?”
    Man “Because you’re going to be my bitch tonight”
  3. #821852014-09-08 16:14:43Slyter said:

    Two vampires walk into a bar. The first orders a pint of blood and the other orders boiling water.

    "Why water?" the bartenders asks.

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Today I'll have some tea."