As a parody game of this thread:rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
We shall make the rules of CL, please make sure to keep them in numerical order.
I'll start with a few.
-1 Jack always has ice cream hidden from the rest of us. No exceptions
0000.1 Replace it with Kip
- King Deus is Ruler, No Exceptions
1.5 If another monarch is present, the title of godhood ranks higher.
2 . Penguins walk sideways. No Exceptions
2.1 except when threatened by seals
2.2 Seals are only used on Jars
3 . Wolfangle is always 80 Degrees.