The Corgi Army Wants You!
Gentleman, you have been called today to fulfill your civic duty. To advance and propagate the position of the world's most loved dog breed, the corgi. By enlisting, YOU can ensure that our stubby legged friends will take their place among the pinnacle of pets!
If you choose to enlist, please post your corgi and the name inscribed upon your dog tag!
We are in dire need of propaganda posters, and battle ready soldiers! Come with your best guns forward. The funny cat videos and baby animals are approaching our borders!
WE ARE THE CORGI ARMY, AND WE WILL MARCH AS FAST AS OUR LITTLE FEET CAN CARRY US!