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Why not let a book describe your sex life?

  1. #115442012-02-08 04:58:59Kuru said:

    "Over the years, American Factors acquired massive land holdings by accepting stock when sugar companies needed money to get through depression or drought." -The Westin Maui

    I have no idea, keep scrolling down to the funny ones.

  2. #115502012-02-08 05:30:01Spades said:

    "The ancient inhabitants of China, the Middle East, Europe, and the America's, as well as many other peoples throughout history, believed that the gods controlled the forces of nature and shaped destinies." - The Earth and its peoples, A global History.

    Yup.

  3. #115672012-02-08 06:48:42Neko-Chan said:

    "Cadence n falling in the voice; the intonation of the voice; rhythm; measured movements as in marching" - Webster's English Dictionary

    ...still don't know what that word means O-o?

  4. #115872012-02-08 09:24:56 *Trisak said:

    Roll Results, Dramatic Failure: ... ... ... ... ... damn role playing game books

    (I cheated, It wasn't the book closest to me)

  5. #116282012-02-08 14:55:15 *Flywalker37 said:

    It's all in Chinese. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


    edit: I read this post while in chinese class, so yeah. fuck. I can't read it. :(

  6. #116362012-02-08 15:22:08DeathByBiscuit said:

    "She found herself before the door of a store owned by an old love of hers, Isaac Rosenblat."

    You're lucky the closest book happened to be in English, because all my other books are Portuguese translated "Goosebumps".

    P.S.- Is it just me or my sex life for this year will consist of a cliched childhood friend route?

  7. #116692012-02-08 18:55:00TokoyamiSenshi said:

    "Izračunaj fouriereov amp. spektar funkcije y=x^2-1 za X iz [-pi, pi]; y=0 inače, i skiciraj ga."

    or "Find fourier amplitude spectrum of function y=x^2-1 for X element of [-pi, pi]; y=0 otherwise, and plot it."

    FML.

  8. #116962012-02-08 21:59:08Xaiku said:

    They were filled with passion and desperation, craving out what joy they could in their all-too-finite lives, and most were willing to lift their skirts for a few kind words from his lips. ~ Ink Exchange

    XD

  9. #117242012-02-08 23:26:45Shirosuke said:

    ...when some memory image concerning spatial orientation is called up, the right hemisphere may be activated, even though one may be engaged in some verbal activity.

    Cognitive Poetics in Practice.

    Yeah I thought so...

  10. #119672012-02-09 21:27:27sully said:

    awkward - hard to do or deal with. causing feeling of embarrassment. inconvenient. clumsy.

    • the dictionary