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Why not let a book describe your sex life?

#11982 • 2012-02-09 22:21:59 * • Keri said:

. . . -Pats-
#11983 • 2012-02-09 22:28:54 • Torph said:
"Highest death toll from fire whirl"
- Guinness World Records 2011
#11985 • 2012-02-09 22:37:24 * • Noodle said:

Tried again.

"You're doing it wrong." - Scott Pilgrim Volume 5
#12518 • 2012-02-12 12:02:39 • Di-Kitsune said:

"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise" JRR Tolkien- The Lord of the Rings.

WHAT A DOUCHE!
#13886 • 2012-02-21 07:22:57 • Kuin said:

"A product of the mid-nineteenth century, these weapons are often regarded as obsolete."

This can't be a good sign
#15505 • 2012-03-02 06:22:17 * • Agni said:

Maybe I should try this.

Unto my books so good to turn -LXXIV, Emily Dickinson

Oh my.
#15543 • 2012-03-02 13:15:50 • Shirosuke said:

I wanted to do this again, thinking "There's no way my sex life would be that bad!!"

Then I open D.H. Lawrence's 'Women in Love'... and find:

"Don't you think people are most conceited of all about their sensual powers?" she asked.

. . .
#35942 • 2012-08-15 07:05:10 • AlphaHikari_1A14 said:

I want to give this another chance.

"He slapped at it, destroying the image with a sploosh that sent a wave rolling down the length of the tub." -Brave Story by Miyuki Miyabe

I can't comprehend what this could mean for me.....