RPG Dice Blessing

RPG Dice Blessing

#11293 • 2012-02-07 04:37:27 * • Neko-Chan said:

Dice Blessing

The d20 one dice to rule them all, or at least all your throwing saves, critical hit and fail, or any other applications it may have to the classic RPG board games. Whether they are possessed by an evil Etherial or Demon, some dice are just trying to kill you. So what do you do? Sell your dice and buy a new set? Or do the fiends follow you through out any adventure? Are you just cursed with bad rolls? What is it you need to do to actually make a real save and maybe get some Critical hits?

I will tell you what you need: Dice blessing.

Due to the occult nature and somewhat superstitious belief of the act, it is not widely done nor clear on how to do it properly. Such a vague yet important subject needs exploring. Post your beliefs and habits or opinions on dice blessing.
#11295 • 2012-02-07 04:42:13 * • Neko-Chan said:

Personally I always bless a new pair of Dice or Dice that haven't seen much love lately. My method is quite simple.

First get your dice and then look up the date for the full moon this month, then get gods liquid elixir (Mt. Dew). Pour the mountain dew into a large shallow blow or cup (if you lack one), then place the dice in a circle within the bowl (can be omitted within the cup). Make sure all the Dice's highest value is face up pointing the full moon. Let the Dice soak up the full moon rays, retrieve, rinse, and there you have it one set of perfectly pure and lucky dice.

(Video and photo tutorial coming soon)
#11325 • 2012-02-07 08:52:58 • takumi_sugihara said:

I keep my dices with some obsidian stones, that's all.
#11431 • 2012-02-07 18:21:22 • 9mm said:

ar ethose irish made? those are some expensive dices.
#11449 • 2012-02-07 20:14:08 • Neko-Chan said:

@9mm In the picture or takumi's response?

Note: Tonight is the full moon of February 2012 (7th) and thus I will be blessing two sets of dice, will take some photos or a video to explain how.
#11551 • 2012-02-08 05:34:08 • Trev said:

I bless my dice with the blood of screaming children and half a liter of wolf urine.

Wolf urine's hard to come by, but if you play your cards right you can get wolf urine AND screaming children in the same place!

Ask me how.
#11580 • 2012-02-08 08:14:54 * • Neko-Chan said:

@TrevInc How?

I blessed my dice tonight. Here is how.
#11908 • 2012-02-09 14:55:06 • Flywalker37 said:

da fuk

"I used to have a life before The Colorless"

Dice Blessing