Dear Bboynoblesse

You are awesome, don't go changin.

-Bboynoblesse

Dear guy,

You had a crush on me, and I wasn't interested. Now I have a crush on you, and you're not interested.

AWKWARD.

Cheers, Bitchface

Dear ex best friend,

Thanks for ruining my 8th grade. Thanks for dumping me as soon as your old friend moved back, as if I wasn't a thing with feelings. Thanks for spreading lies and giving me the dirty look/cold shoulder. I never got to tell you this, but, you're a bitch :)

Hope you get an STD, Me <3

Dear someone, i hate being told what to do like i have no idea what going on around me but guess what i don't know you that well for you to do that so back off and also stop telling how your life is much better then mines CAUSE I DON'T CARE!!! from your new worst enemy :)

Dear everyone here on CL -

Did I ever tell you that I love you guys? No. Well, I love you guys (no hetero, homo, lesb, pedo, bestiality). You guys are awesome, and got me into too many things (but for the good of all).

Love Viral

Dear you who is above this post, This isn't very anon but it's okay because we all love you too<3 Love, everyone~

Dear person who is above me and person who above THAT person,

I love you both. I'll say it again. I want to know you both better. Also. I want Robin <3. This isnt anon at all. CL loves you both like a fat kid loves cake. You gaiz are so nice to me even though you barely know me. Its so sweet.

Love, Your not-so-secret Admirer

Dear ______,

You're such a good friend. You always say you want to talk to me even though I know I bore you to death. Sometimes I wish you'd be more honest. I want our friendship to bloom a lot more. You have another best friend thats good though. Our convos are so awkward and rather redundant OTL. I love you so much though. If we have nothing or anyone to bitch or laugh about our convos have no real direction. I wish you'd tell me more about your problems so we can become a lot closer. It doesn't have to be ALL laughs when we're together.

Love, Mary

Dear you,

You are so fabulous and I enjoy your company. I probably would never be able to say this too your face so this is why I'm doing it here. My tsundere pride wouldn't let me do that. Well, talking to is like a highlight to me and you always brighten my moments with your fabulousness and sparkles. I wish that you could live right next door to me so that I could bother the living shit out of you every day because you are so great. I don't know if you realize it,and it might sound silly, but I consider you to actually be one of my best friends ahaha Uhhh so yeah this is dumb

What am i doing, me UvU

Dear stalker,

You have loved me for what, three years starting in Feb.? I don't see how since you just know me from school and know almost nothing about my personal life. I won't complain about you much though since I like getting free gifts from you. My only problem with you is that you turned your best friend into my new stalker. Seriously? Isn't one of you enough? Again, I won't complain much because that just means that I get more free gifts.

I feel like I am somehow taking advantage of you. I know this can't be true so I want pay anymore attention to it. How about you and your friend go to a far away place and just shack up together? That would make me the happiest just like you always wanted.

Yours truly, Kari-chan

Dear that person's stalker,

You are hilarious. Keep up the good work. You just made me laugh so hard. Please become my stalker so I can get free gifts too. I post in this thread way too much. You should know because you should become my new stalker. We could go to the movies together but separately. See what I did there? Don't mind the one who doesn't like you as a stalker. I'll accept you and your best friend. Feel free to ACTUALLY talk to me. And send me gifts. That would be a plus.

To so-and-so,

You are my friend so I don't want to mess anything up, but I would probably say this to your face anyway if I could meet up with you sometime, if you got your phone back, or if you answered your e-mail. But you don't. I wish you would tell that person that you were annoyed at them so that you can move past it. I agree that what that person did was the wrong thing to do, but they're like that and probably haven't even realised that what they did was wrong. That's why you have to tell them. Sit down and have a talk. Even if you end up yelling at each other I think you guys can work past that. I also wish you would tell me what you've done so that I can stop pretending like I don't know. Even if it won't change anything I say and do, it would feel different. I hope you had a nice Christmas.

Much love, Maelid

To that person,

If I had the permission of so-and-so I would tell you this to your face or on the phone, something, but I can't because it's really not my business so I can only watch. But you really shouldn't have done what you did. I understand if you were... flustered or something similar. But telling so many people something so personal about so-and-so that you were told, probably in confidence is not really the proper thing to do. It was so-and-so's secret to tell. I think you should really talk to so-and-so, and learn to keep someone else's secrets secret. I hope you had a great Christmas.

Much love, Maelid

Dear you,

I'm trying so very hard to be a person you can look up to. It hurts me more to let you down than it does to let myself down, sometimes. I'm not perfect. I don't mean to come across as angry as I do. Just bear with me and I promise I'll pull my weight.

Love, Trev

Dear everyone who was at M's new years party. Thank you for such a wonderful evening, this was the best new years i've ever had. i've missed you guys so much, i can't wait to see you all again. it sucks that you're all together in one college where i'm the only one out of our group who isn't there. But i love you all so much, happy new year<3 Love, your favourite asian in the whole wide world~

Dear 1 and 2. i'm so sorry for you both, honestly. 1, you didn't deserve that at all. I know how you are and you're so scared and shy around girls (hell, you only managed to open up to me after 3 years). Don't blame yourself for not telling her how you feel, i'm so sorry that you had to see the girl you love make out with one of your friends over and over again, i've never seen you cry so bad before. It sucks because you never told anyone how you felt about her except M and me. I'm glad we sat down together and had a little chat about everything and i hope you meet someone who will be good to you, good luck in the army<3 2, we had our chats about it, i told you everything that you should do, you need to hurry up and forget about him, you'll find someone better. you both will<3 Love, the one who you rarely see but cares about you both the most~

Dear everyone on CL. Happy new year! I hope you've all had a wonderful year and have great memories throughout the new year :) Love, haisu~

Dear _____________,

Now that we've sorted out all of the issues we had in the past, I am glad that we are friends again. We don't hang out like we used to but it makes me happy to know that we've buried the problems that arose during our friendship over the years and that there are no hard feelings between us anymore.

I'm still worried about you marrying him especially knowing what kind of person he is and the fact that you rushed into a relationship with him. In the past, I was always there for you to consult about your love life and I was always honest; I am glad that you didn't take it the wrong way when I gave you my opinion about your fiance.

Either way, I wish you the best this year in everything including your wedding and I hope that things do end up working out for you. You deserve it. <3

Love, Kosuke

Dear me,

Dont feel down that you moved to a random place with weird people. Also dont feel down that your friends dont want to hangout with you. Your as real as real fets, remember man, you moved to folsom and everyone there is a douche, and college is near. So keep your head up and do you. Im proud of ya bud, g'd night.

From, Me

Dear Me,

Your multiple persona problem is starting to scare all of us. Take a break, and kill some of us off, Merge some together, and try to come out with a more calm mind.

From "The Guys"

Also the Wife says "Hi"

Dear ________,

Please realize that there is no secret to happiness. The unhappiness in your life stems mainly from wants that are left unnourished. Once you realize that there is no secret to happiness your desires diminish and you magically begin spreading happiness to those around you.

Your god-damn fucking co-worker that actually cares about you.

Hey you. BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I'll be patient though. -Ponta

Dear ______________________________ Wow, I've known you for... six years now and really life never gets dull around you. You are my small little munchkin that I love dearly. Ever since meeting you for the first time of pretending to be a monkey and thinking I never spoke a word of English, you miss have been a dear friend of mine. The way you care about everyone though never caring about yourself makes me just want to hug you. I love how you can make the dullest of situations as bright as possible. You are the only person that I know that can get high from drinking coca-cola and eating pennysweeties.

You are the only person in the world that laughs just by the word saucepan. I remember the times where we would go down to the beach with the others and embarrass everyone by chasing the seagulls whilst pretending to either be a zombie or a dinosaur. After that we would go back to yours and at your brothers hair obsessed girlfriend. I wish the best for you in every possible way.

The only thing I regret for you is that life threatening shit you've had since birth, sometimes I wish I could give you my lungs. I hate hearing you having to go into hospital. I can be honest I cried during that period of time when you were close to death and had to go around with oxygen. Although you joked about now being a turtle. I know that one day you will disappear from my life and that even pains me thinking about it. You are, one of the most inspiring individual I know.

Thank you so much my little friend. I could write so much more about you though I won't or might sound more obsessed about you than I do now..

Dec