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Parent: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

  1. #277532012-05-29 19:17:19 *Viral said:

    Well, looks like there are a lot of crazy people in Florida right now over the last week. As much as I would like to say drugs, apparently there's something chemical going on? Or something. Or both.

    5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

    5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

    5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

    5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

    5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

    5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

    5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

    5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

    5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

    5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

    All in same week and same state. Get your guns people in Florida, the zombie apocalypse is starting