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  1. Your clumsy moments

    #31486 • 2012-06-29 20:01:13 * • megumi-tan said:

    To be honest, I am a very very clumsy person. Look up "klutz" in the dictionary and you will see a picture of me face planting in the middle of a convenience store. So before you share yours, here is mine. One morning i decide to make cheesecake muffins before everyone in the house gets up. So it is 6 in the morning and I heat the oven, mix the batter (by mistake i spilled a bit on the floor and wiped it up with water) and put them it the pans. As i walked to the open oven, i forgot about the wet spot on the floor that i put water on. Thus, i slip on it, fall on the oven lid, try to save the muffin mix, but instead get third degree burns on my hand, catch the towel on fire, and spill mix all in the oven...which burns up into flames. My mom fussed at me saying the oven could have fallen on me since i fell on the lid and the worst part was....I NEVER GOT MY MUFFINS. GOT FUCKING CEREAL INSTEAD. Now share and embarrass yourselves.

  3. #31491 • 2012-06-29 20:52:38 • Arachne said:

    I also had this fail moment with an oven, actually two. I was making lasagna and had this huge ass casserole which looked cute so I had to use it. When I was finished and already about to put the whole thing in the oven I accidentally hit one of the oven's corners with my left hand which gave me a burn mark and a nasty scar later on. The casserole was so wide that there was barely any room for hands. The worst part is that the same thing happened to me year later but this time I got a scar to the same spot on my right hand. I still haven't eaten lasagna after that.

  4. #31492 • 2012-06-29 21:22:57 • Gargron said:

    Suggested tag: Dojikko. Very cute to read about or see in anime, but annoying in meatspace, or so I heard. I have yet to meet a person who is seriously clumsy all the time.

  7. #31502 • 2012-06-29 23:12:59 • Paratoxical said:

    @megumi-tan, that sounds more like a suicidal moment o_O
    well i thought i am clumsy when i sat down on the floor and didn't see the sharp edge of a large picture frame made of glass that was standing next to me. that thing cut deep into my thigh.
    but that's nothing compared to your clumsy moment xD

  8. #31506 • 2012-06-29 23:35:09 * • megumi-tan said:

    damn it.. i just went into the bathroom and i knocked 2 rolls of new toilet paper into the toilet. something to add...maybe i can dry them with the hairdryer. :/

  10. #31601 • 2012-06-30 06:40:46 • kosuke said:

    I once tripped over a pinecone and somehow flipped over into some dude's yard, and not only my friends but the guy in his yard laughed at me.

    That was the same summer I sprained my ankle like five different times due to clumsiness, two of those incidents involving pinecones. ;A;

    I also have really terrible depth perception so I can't quite gauge where things are in relation to where I'm walking, and I run into walls and other things all the time. :'D

  11. #31604 • 2012-06-30 07:15:08 • ponta said:

    Laughing at @archangel's post omg

    Okay a few of mine. My dad bumped his head on the corner of an open kitchen cabinet door and I laughed and said in korean, "WHY YOU SO CLUMSY." And then literally in the next five seconds I bumped my head into it and he just shot the same remark back and it was the worst thing ever.

    In 4th grade I was biking while my classmates were riding on a bus that was passing me and I biked into a tree and no one would fucking drop it till after 8th grade.

    I often rolled my ankle while stretching during my tennis lessons when I was younger...

  14. #31620 • 2012-06-30 10:43:50 • Candytenshi said:

    I have clumsy moments, every day, sadly.. always bumping against stuff, stubbing my toe, etc. So I have random cuts and wounds or scrapes, whatever. x'D And cooking is also a disaster for me. Oh well. I live so it's fine.

  15. #31626 • 2012-06-30 11:39:05 • Dec said:

    Very recently I was on a call to @Slyter and he threatened to take a screenshot of my face... which somehow ended up with me slapping myself because I moved my hands up too fast and well... it hurt.

  22. #31828 • 2012-07-01 23:38:53 • Kyuuun said:

    okay in 6th grade, there was a math teacher and he subbed our class twice, let me just tell you, he was english and very good looking with an accent so i was in love right. one day i walk into class to see that he was subbing so i was trying to be cool and walk over to my desk when he looked at me and i tripped over a cord making the speakers fall from this kart. literally the most awful moment ever. what else happened.. i broke my ankle slipping on grass LOL uh ive had bad moments i cant recall tho

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