So a fellow user (@senkono) is going to the moon. Problem is, he missed his flight because he's a sen (aka an idiot). So he has until 18:00 EST (22:00GMT), 3 July 2012 to kill before the next plane shows up. So, give ideas on what stuff to make him do/ find in this time.
tl;dr: Scavenger hunt for an idiot stuck in a terminal. Give him stuff to do.