That is actually a good way to start, but... A better way would be to show them this;
CHEESE that's all i have to say
@Dc but then you'll h-have to a-actually c-c-communicate ;_____;
You could do what I do and just say something random. It makes the other think for a minute on what they just heard, how they should respond, and go from there. My technique doesn't always work on the first try, and many more random, out of context, subjects may be brought up. There will even be the few that will look at you like you are completely insane and try to ignore you until they can leave. Don't be discouraged by them and move on to the next one.
Compliment their shoes. Even if they're wearing cross or uggs...
dont get too close if you have a liking ♥ to this person...
let them mold you in a few of the first convos...
Okay, no, I didn't watch the opening video. Wolf is retarded; that's how he's set himself up, so obviously I won't watch it because I don't watch kids with down syndrome make macaroni art either. Only plus to Wolf is that his father's a pimp and dicked tons of other women, that's why he has family troubles now (I forget, are they divorced yet?), but someone should tell his mother that men can do that, however, Wolf hasn't not inherited those redeeming genes. His mother later went on to become a raging alcoholic (more so than she was before) and was dicked by a load of guys.
P.S. Congrats on your soon-to-be-born bastard brother
Now then, you don't start off a conversation doing any of the things the people above listed (not like I fucking read anything other than the topic title though). The first and most fundamental thing within a conversation, whether it be with one other person or 1000 of them, is to establish dominance. I know how hard that is for many of you because you hide behind walls of pseudo-modesty and compliment others while hoping they'll compliment you, but that's the WRONG FUCKING WAY TO DO THINGS.
Establishing dominance is easy; you just need mother fucking charisma.
Short Lesson in Building Charisma if You're Awkward as Fuck (unlike me who naturally has it):
- Look at your clothes
- Now take them off
- Run out into the street
- Do this daily until you have the confidence to do it anytime just without giving a fuck
You: "But SENseiiii, how does that build charisma?"
There's a mother fucking part 02, have some mother fucking patience, Sendamn you all.
Short Lesson in Building Charisma if You're 2 Awkward as Fuck:
- Start hitting on the opposite sex (or whatever you prefer, fag) while naked
- Natural reaction at first is they call the police or beat the shit out of you themselves
- Once you can easily pick up any manwhore or bitch on the streets in your naked glory, then you've built up an adequate amount of charisma
K, ya got at least B- rank Charisma now?
Let me reiterate, you need DOMINANCE in a conversation, no matter what people are talking about or what you're trying to talk about, you have to always keep people in the mindset that "hey, this person knows so much fucking more than me". And more than that, you have to feel the superiority yourself; you have to actually tower over these people as if they were pieces of shit (like I do most of you). Of course, you can do this with just manipulating your own flow of words, but it's also necessary and plus to have knowledge of certain subjects (this is why retards will never grasp this).
For example, @DarkChaplain knows more about video games on the western world than any of us, that's how he's placed himself on the food chain, and he's usually the alpha male of any conversation involving the former mentioned topic. I'm Japanese, therefore I know Japanese, so I usually end up skull fucking weeaboos everywhere, whether it be IRL or online, and gain a great deal of rep among my peers for it. @Lumiex majors in being fucking amazing and will out-fabulous anyone, nuff said. 俺には@someone = 携帯神様. @Spooky just chews most of you out for almost anything, plus he knows about cars. List goes on (not by very much though, since most members are retarded), these people have something that you, who needs this guide, lack:
The ability to sway people with a combination of charisma and knowledge.
In short, build up your knowledge, run around your local places nude, pick up guys/girls, have confidence that you're better than most of the people you meet (abandon the thought of being better than me though), and hopefully your life will start sucking less.
As something to further my point, I leave you with how I ruled a topic and made Flywalker my bitch.