YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO BUY?
MUFUGGIN' UNREAL TOURNAMENT TWO-THOUSAND-AND-FOUR.
WELL WHY DO I WANT TO BUY THAT, MOMO?
I'LL TELL YA WHY. EVERY PLAY COD, CSS OR BF3? HATE HOW THEY ARE ALL "REALISTIC" WITH THEIR "REAL GUNS" AND "REAL PEOPLE"?
WELL, GUT THIS. IT HAS MONSTERS AND ROBOTS AND STEROID-LADEN HUNKS OF (WO)MEN. THE WEAPONS ARE CRAZY, LIKE SHOOTING 3 ROCKETS FROM ONE GUN AND A RICOCHETING SHOTGUN AND A LIGHTNING SNIPER RIFLE. YOU CAN DOUBLE JUMP AND WALLJUMP AND FIGHT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Seriously, get this game, I wanna play with you guys. It's only $7.49 on Steam right now.
Please ;w;