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  1. Come Play Unreal Tournament 2004 With Me!

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/13230/
    momo
    #33967 • 2012-07-22 19:51:19 * • momo said:

    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO BUY?

    MUFUGGIN' UNREAL TOURNAMENT TWO-THOUSAND-AND-FOUR.

    WELL WHY DO I WANT TO BUY THAT, MOMO?

    I'LL TELL YA WHY. EVERY PLAY COD, CSS OR BF3? HATE HOW THEY ARE ALL "REALISTIC" WITH THEIR "REAL GUNS" AND "REAL PEOPLE"?

    WELL, GUT THIS. IT HAS MONSTERS AND ROBOTS AND STEROID-LADEN HUNKS OF (WO)MEN. THE WEAPONS ARE CRAZY, LIKE SHOOTING 3 ROCKETS FROM ONE GUN AND A RICOCHETING SHOTGUN AND A LIGHTNING SNIPER RIFLE. YOU CAN DOUBLE JUMP AND WALLJUMP AND FIGHT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

    Seriously, get this game, I wanna play with you guys. It's only $7.49 on Steam right now.

    Please ;w;

  4. Noon
    #33974 • 2012-07-22 22:19:54 • Noon said:

    I had a retail copy of UT2004 until last year. I was feeling nostalgic and decided to install it. Popped it in to the drive and it immediately just fucking shattered inside it. Had to get a whole new CD reader because of it. I don't feel like paying for it twice seeing as the thing is bad luck to me or something. Have fun with it though. It was pretty fun for it's time.

  5. JacquesTheZombie
    #33988 • 2012-07-23 05:56:26 • JacquesTheZombie said:

    I played the original Unreal Tournament on PS2. I was addicted to blowing up AI enemies with unrealistic weapons for a long time and when my dad sold the PS2 and some of my games that I bought myself I almost attacked him. One of the other games that belonged to me was Kingdom Hearts 2. But anyways, they say the only way to find out if you are any good at FPS was to play that one.

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