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  1. ATTENTION: EAST COAST AMERI-FATS. CANADIAN IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY


    #374662012-08-26 02:51:50 *Chestnut_Rice said:
    First of all, fuck all of you.

    Alright, now that's over and done with. I left for a trip around the East Coast, more or less against my will, on Thursday. To "take in the culture" and the "atmosphere", they said. Well so far the only culture I've seen is black people shanking the bitch out of each other at the airport and the only atmosphere was mutated rabbits with 3 ears from all the fucking smog in Philly. So prepare your anus for a GOOD WEEK of ranting from a West Coaster with maybe a short break for when I cross the 49th in to Canada for a few days in T.O. and QC, depending on how good the poutine is and my mood.

    So let's get started. I left on Thursday morning for Seattle, fucked around and went shopping and shit, then got to Sea-Tac for a red-eye flight to Chicago O'Hare.
    Sea-Tac sucks. Straight up. Alright, there's modern architecture, then there's that kind of modern architecture. It look like some architect from the 80's ate too much concrete and took a huge shit on I-5. Terrible-looking building. No creativity, no personality to it at all. Plus the TSA was being a bitch and I actually got pat-searched because that bitch of an agent couldn't tell the difference between nitroglycerin from hand soap and nitro from explosives. Fucking bitch. Also I'm Asian. And looked like a hipster while going through security. I assure you I didn't have a turban on.
    Although Sea-Tac sucks, I've been to Seattle lots of times, and it's otherwise a pleasant city. Went to the outdoor sculpture gallery, market, boardwalk. All was good fun. Reminded me of home. Downtown was clean, roads were kinda confusing but the suburbs were well-organized and tidy. Good city. 7.5/10 overall, would go again.

    Alright, then I got to Chicago. I'll only be reviewing the airport because it was just a stopover on the way to Philly. Had to wait from 4-around 9am because some bitch at United was just "so sorry" that she couldn't find a better flight with less time in between. When I got off at O'Hare I was like "fuck that's a lot of Afros". And then I thought "I wonder if @ponta or @PigBoss might be around" but then was like "ahahahaha fuck that they're probably too busy being shanked." But TBH, it was an alright airport. Had nothing to do any way and so I ascertained that it was built with the good kind of modern architecture. Lots of steel and glass, but it still retained a good character, and there were some interesting explorations of Chicago's personality within some corridors as well. So then I thought "hey maybe the East Coast won't be so bad."

    Then I got to Philly. Fucking Philly. It smelled and was humid, like Hawaii except worse. 'cause instead of natives, there were BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE TRASH. This is where I saw the rabbit (not really). Damn, fucking glad I was only there to pick up a rental car (with a licence plate from NJ, LMBO). Oh yea, and about the architecture. This time it's the ENTIRE CITY that looks like it was some guy's shit. Except EVEN OLDER than Sea-Tac. As in: "hey, I'm going to get high, go protest the 'Nam war, then eat this sack of concrete and take a shit on I-95" old. Suck it.

    Alright, then we drove down to DC, around where I am writing this now. Actually DC's pretty fine. If you think that the only relevant part is the National Mall, because that's what it pretty much is. Other wise it's pre' much the same deal as Philly. Straight up. Once you get out of that grassy area where all the old white guys make their decisions and pass all the museums, it looks like the suburbs of Paris has a baby with the ghettos of Shanghai. Except it doesn't look as avart-garde as you might think it would be.

    So, yea. Moving on North tomorrow. Can't wait to get back home, legit.
  2. #374672012-08-26 03:12:48Viral said:

    Well, if you happen to hit up Niagara Falls on your way home/back into Canada tell me so I can bug you...and take you to get food and abandoned buildings that are awesome and such and such.

    But have fun moving along the east cost.

  3. #374692012-08-26 03:15:09 *someone said:

    Get your ass up to Toronto (except for this weekend, that's when I won't be in the city). Also, oblivious West Coaster is oblivious of what Philly is like.

  4. #374732012-08-26 05:03:05 *n1xx said:

    maybe a short break for when I cross the 49th in to Canada for a few days in T.O. and QC, depending on how good the poutine is and my mood.

    If you stop by QC, and specifically Montreal, I strongly recommend to visit La Banquise. They have the best poutine I have ever tasted! ;D

  5. #375202012-08-26 17:22:40Momimochi said:
    Bitch, my text told you to have fun, not spend your time noticing and writing negative shit about the US.

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    lol I know those feels, bro.
  6. #375232012-08-26 17:29:53 *Paul said:

    No, I was too busy shanking the shit out of the Korean Air staff.

    깡패 lyfe

    Wish you could've stayed long enough for me to give you a tour of the city or something.

  7. #375562012-08-26 20:36:09Momimochi said:

    Wait.

    Once you get out of that grassy area where all the old white guys make their decisions and pass all the museums, it looks like the suburbs of Paris has a baby with the ghettos of Shanghai.

    ...... Bitch, you sayin' you got a problem with Shanghai ghettos?

  8. #376672012-08-28 02:14:31Chestnut_Rice said:

    @DarkChaplain Yea I've heard from other Germans on KC and the like that a lot of companies are really going way too far in squeezing what they can out of the system. Has it always been like this or has it only started after the 2008 crash?

  9. #377182012-08-29 03:21:03Chestnut_Rice said:

    @sonanoka rabu u twooo ; w ;

    @DarkChaplain Yea that sounds terrible. So Bernd was right. :c Hope you have more luck and don't have to pay for Greek children. :<

    Also Buffalo is shit. It's like Philly. But Buffalo. Toronto is okay. Very lively. Depending on where you go. DT is pretty cool. And... there's just some thing about putting a bunch of Chinese people together in an area that makes said area just utterly wretchedly smelly and dirty...

  10. #380152012-09-02 21:46:31 *CloudVariasKira said:

    @DarkChaplain Im not mad or trolling or whatever, I just find it odd to judge a whole populous.

    You werent doing it.

    But its is really a pain when it happens on the site, regardless of what country it is. I just dislike people who judge others. When those said people dont really know much about what their saying.