Hygiene/Attire

• has anybody told you that you smell nice? No? Invest in some cologne. Apply the cologne just enough to give off a faint pleasant smell.
• on top of wearing cologne, get some fairly neutral deodorant and anti persperant. BO is unpleasant even with cologne.
• if you sweat A LOT, buy some high-quality undershirts. The cheap ones don't absorb nearly as much sweat as their more expensive counterparts. They don't last half as long as the expensive ones either.
• if you are wearing a polo/button up shirt, DO wear an undershirt; looking like a nerdy 16 year old is a no-no.
• buy a nice leather belt that you can wear with besides dress slacks/pants. the same nice leather belt can go with cargo shorts and a t-shirt, or a nice pair of jeans and a polo shirt/sweater/blouse
• Don't go for the douchebag rich guy/girl look. yes, buy nice clothes, but don't go over the top with 300 dollar Rolex watches, 200 dollar burberry slip ons, 600 dollar jeans. Nice jeans are 60-130 dollars and don't go beyond 130 for shoes unless they are dress shoes.
• never wear a bluetooth earset. Everybody will judge you and think you are a candy-ass. End of story.
• No scarfs either. Fuck you if you do. (applies to males only; some girls can look cute with scarves)
• have smelly feet? wash your feet everyday and make sure when getting out of the shower you do NOT step on the same thing that you stepped on to get in the shower. Put baby powder in your socks. If your shoes smell like shit and you've washed them/aired them out, it's time to buy a new pair.
• Don't grow a fucking jungle down there. (ಠ____ಠ) srsly. trim that place.
• Take a shower EVERY morning. nobody likes your nasty greasy hair (unless potterheads [read: Snape fandumb], but they are all betafags and lower anyway). Wash your hair everyday to look fabulous 24/7.
• use good old fashioned soap first. afterwards, use body wash to smell good.
• wash your face every night. Use exfoliating solutions. It makes your face look good.
• bad acne? place a fresh towel over your pillow every night
• never grow a mustache. EVER. (unless the guy/girl is interested in that and/or gold-digger)
• only grow a beard if you can, and wash it as often as you wash your hair (which better be everyday), and after eating [APPLIES FOR MALES ONLY]
• Brush your teeth every morning and before you go to sleep. Use listerine to combat bad breath. Want to know if you have bad smelling breath? Lick the top of your hand, wait a couple seconds, and smell it. nasty, isn't it?

• only call a guy/girl if it's an inquiry about hanging out/going on a date
• when asking a guy/girl about going on a date/hanging out, don't make it sound like a question. say something like, "I'm free on Saturday. Let's have some fun." etc
• don't text too much. you'll be judged as clingy and addicted to trivial attention.
• oh. since I am talking about texting, don't be that one guy/girl sitting my him/herself texting. you look like a total outcast. if you HAVE to text someone back, do it quickly. use that time to get to know some people around you. don't be put off by the appearance; this will develop guts.
• you like the guy/girl you're txting? never ever 1 word reply. never 2 word reply. make every text interesting and make it easy for the convo to continue.
• if a girl wants to talk to a guy, most prefer to sit side by side with them. if a guy wants to talk to a girl, most prefer to talk face to face.
• when talking to anyone, keep eye contact. look at the same eye the whole time. Don't switch between eyes, and only break eye contact if you MUST when changing subjects, but the interval should only last a few seconds.
• have that sexy smile. make it different from your normal smile. but don't make your sexy smile creepy. go practice in a mirror.
• smile when talking to a person you are interested in. especially smile when the person you are talking to you seems interested
• if you're interested in a girl/boy, don't engage in a serious conversation with another girl/boy in the room besides her/him. Yes. do talk to the other girls/guys to play "hard to get" [lel], but focus your attention on her/him.

FOR GUYS

• always try to break up with the girl. alpha as fuck. but dont be a douchebag while doing it. Never use the "its not you. its me" And do it in a semi private. yet public location. ALWAYS DO IT IN PUBLIC!! Have a civil conversation about it. don't freak if she cries lel Dont be a dick when breaking up. she WILL tell other girls and you WILL have a reputation
• Never have bad breath If you get mints. get those realy small altoid mints. IF you do chew gum. always make it minty and always have extra for the girl you like/are interested in when she asks. If she doesnt, offer some
• Never cheat on a girl Break up with her You will get a bad reputation. and no decent girl will go for you
• If a girl has a history of cheating. even if its only once. dont even bother If she did it once she will do it again
• If a girl cheats on you break up with her ass and dont look back
• Be nice to all girls Never let any girl hear you talking bad about another girl no matter the social status of either girl.
• Don't shit talk girls that you might go for later even with you friends. They will call you out on it. and you will seem like a desperate douchebag. Your opinion of girls will change. and you dont want to limit yourself on something you said before you even knew the girl.
• you know the tiers. shit tier bad tier, ok tier good tier god tier Only go for good tier and up dont "work your way up" If you know you cant get a god tier then go for ok tier and good tier

a small note: I won't differentiate alpha males and females because I am assuming the reader has enough brains to figure that out.

• If a guy/girl does not want to commit, after more than a month and a half/2 months let him/her know you arent sticking around unless shes willing to commit. If he/she says to "wait a while" walk away from it then Dont make it seem like you are forcing him/her into a relationship though. Girls will tell her friends she felt like that and her friends will think down on you (for guys). Walking away from a guy/girl after 2 months is WAY easier than walking away from a guy/girl after 3 months. Girls will make it seem like your fault (bcoz emotional impulse, lel). Dont let him/her walk away. Be alpha as fuck.
• Dont get back with Ex's. they're ex's for a reason
• Dont dump one girl and instantly go for her friends. (read: don't be a fucking douche) Wait a while. Even then. I wouldn't reccomend it, really.
• If you're still in high school, if you and a girl are "talking"/like each other, walk her to her classes as much as you can. Do it faggot. Trust me. fucking do it.
• Compliment your girl. If you arent going out. but you know she likes you. tell her she looks pretty today or shit like that. Notice the small things. painted nails. a different hairstyle. a slightly different haircut etc.
• Make it so a girl never tells you that it seemed like you "didn't care or try" when you obviously did. at least in your eyes. compliment her if she mentions she really likes milky way bars. fucking randomly buy her one every now and then. Make it so all your little things go noticed.
• Only tell a guy/girl you love her if you mean it. Love isn't a word to toss around everywhere.
• Dont let things get physical too fast I know men are supposed to be "Fuck feelings. i want pussy". but if you like a girl wait a month and a half or two before you start getting seriously sexual.
• Dont be a (man)whore. Hook ups feel good in the moment. but are bad in the long term; no girl will go out with a guy if she thinks all she is is a vagina to him.
• If you are walking with a group of people and there isnt enough room to walk side by side, walk in FRONT of them. Alpha as fuck. If you ever feel left out of a convo and are walking side by side with 3 or more people, don't say anything. just keep walking in front of them.
• Say hi to her everytime you see her but dont shout at her from way down the hall etc Trust your instincts.
• Carpe Fucking Diem

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