Sitting alone
Your thoughts on sitting alone in a cafe?
Your thoughts on sitting alone in a cafe?
For some reason, this song comes to mind.
Where the hell is my coffee?
*type type type*
*siiiiiiiip*
*type type type type type type*
The food is terrible but the Wifi is choice.
"I don't even drink coffee...."
"I really need to find a hobby..."
"god-daaaaaum that chick is hot, how in the world do i approach her and swoon her??"
This song came to my mind
I have a few...
"Man, why does my junk itch...?"
"Oh god why'd you create hipsters?"
"I ordered 5 hours ago and why that hipster is still there."
"Hang it up, that novel you're reading is shit."
"Hang it up, that novel you're typing is shit."
"If that hipster corrects another person on how to say cappuccino i'm going to punch it in the face...."
"Hang it up you suck at reading kid."
"Don't ask me why i'm here when I ordered like 5 hours ago."
"Oh crap, here come the overly japanese... non-japanese."
"Ew that old man farted and laughed... lawl."
"Dat ass."
"I wonder did I cut my stove off...?"
"iPhone hoes."
"We get it you own an iPhone STFU!"
"I'm going to punch you if you don't tell SIRI to STFU!"
This are some of the random things I think about when in my local cafe.

@2-guard "Coffee - it's hot, smells great and can keep you up all night. You know, me and coffee have a lot in common."
it's usually: type, type, type giggle type, type, type
munch munch munch -stares at crumbs on the table and myself- wipe wipe wipe "I hope nobody... saw that"
why are all the good seats taken?
"man, my girlfriend is two minutes late and her coffee is probably starting to get cold..."
"At this moment, how many people could I kill before I go down and how efficiently can this be done?"
-reads fanfiction all the time not noticing the waitress standing near-