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VALINTINES DAY IS TOMORROW [NSFW]

  1. #101462012-02-02 03:08:08JacquesTheZombie said:

    Okay ill give you that one guys! but i was just wondering if it was true and im pretty sure she is not and if not im still happy she wants too spend time with me.

  2. #101502012-02-02 03:18:42JacquesTheZombie said:

    you know i could tell her i was just joking about that i was hoping that would make her laugh and anyone else reading. Im sorry if that was taken the wrong way.

  3. #101572012-02-02 03:31:23Mau said:

    I will eat enough grilled cheese and chocolate ice cream to feed the spanish armada and watch bad romcoms. And tumblr. A lot of tumblr. And then give my friends the V-day cards I'm working on.

  4. #101582012-02-02 03:31:30JacquesTheZombie said:

    I understand her position and ive been through this before, but i have to get off and ill be on tomorrow. @pontakun please dont appoligize if you dont feel like it and answer my last post please. Talk 2 you all later.

  5. #101792012-02-02 04:22:40Momimochi said:

    .... Well, that was certainly an interesting and amusing read.

    Anyhow, back on topic. I forgot to put in "throw candy at random couple passerbys" on my other post.

  6. #102512012-02-02 17:34:07sully said:

    i'm gonna do what i always do on valentine.

    me + my buddies + speaker + worse pick up line + chocolate = one hell of a day

  7. #102542012-02-02 17:53:08JacquesTheZombie said:

    Good one @SENsei but to be honest with you i just wanted a girl to spend some time with this Valentines and not sleep with her, im telling the truth. But seriously you are a genius for pulling that one and tell anyone who helped that you got me good and i accept defeat. But seriously is there any real girl out there who would like to talk to me Valentines Day?

  8. #103822012-02-03 14:06:12TokoyamiSenshi said:

    @JacquesTheZombie:

    Go sit by a river or something. Girls fall for guys who manage to look intelligent and entranced by the sunset while actually thinking about boobs and being half asleep. And when she approaches, bam! Tell her how it sucks to be alone on valentine's day and ask her if she wants to see your stamp collection. It can't backfire, man, it's almost as great of a plan as asking people on the internet if they wanna hang out with you on valentine's day.

    But seriously, if you're such a pure guy, have some of that old-fasioned pride.

    @SENsei: It would be fun to have you as an enemy :)

  9. #104372012-02-03 19:15:03JacquesTheZombie said:

    @TokoyamiSenshi I wish i was that lucky to run into a girl just by sitting by a river. Seriously though most girls around my age and area are annoying sluts who would never take the time to see a romantic guy like me and not look past his looks. Im not "ugly" im just a big guy and i am a smart (and slightly insane) guy who likes to sit peacefully by a river or lake and just talk to a girl without immediatelly going strait to the thought of "I wonder if I'll get any tonight?" But like i said earlier most girls my age are looking at my apperance and not my actions and personallity. The only girls that like me for me I cant really get with since one just wants to be my friend and the other has a boyfriend who, for some reason, she wont break up with even though he is a jerk.