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Husband, father, anime watcher, video game player, manga reader, sarcastic, comedic son of a beep is the best way to describe me. I try not to offend and if i do then let me know by all means cuz I am respectful enough to own up to my mistakes.
I hope to make plenty of friends and good memories while im here.
DunnDolo joined on Feb 14th, 2016, since that has made 20 posts that are still accessible today, 0 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, DunnDolo has given 21 upvotes, and was last online on Feb 24th, 2016.
I found 20 dollars in the washer machine this morning. And then luckily enough, I found 10 dollars outside my job today. $30 dollars richer baby.
To my mother,
I never ever had the chance to apologize to you for believing dads lies when i was younger. The fact that he was in prison and i missed him made me believe all the lies he said about you. Once i found out that it was lies i was so devastated about how i treated you. I apologized but you told me "Dont worry about it." You probably didnt realize how horrible i felt about that and you probably never will since i never really ever have a moment to sit down and talk to you about it. I just wanted to say out loud that I am truly truly sorry that i ever believed my fathers lies about you and i love you dearly. I would do anything in the world to make it up to you and still feel like its not enough. I love you so much and i just wanted you to know that.
I did a couple of things.
1) i was babysitting my cousin one day and he was suppose to be doing his homework but he was taking a nap instead. I took a bowl of warm water and poured it on his crotch. He woke up thinking he peed on himself and i let him believe that for like 2 weeks.
2) i pranked my wife by making her think i was sleeping in the bed with another woman. I took a long sleeve shirt and a pair of jeans and stuffed them with dirty clothes. Then i took a basketball and an old black wig from a halloween costume and covered it to look like a head. I layed the stuffed shirt, stuffed jeans, basketball and wig under the covers in our bed and laid next to it like i was cuddling with it. My wife went hysterical. I was smiling and kept telling her "Its not what you think." She was screaming, crying and all other types of shit until she finally yanked the covers off. She was still kinda mad but she couldnt help but lol because she knew i got her good. Best prank ever.
3) one day my friends and i were getting drunk and we decided to prank one of the guys who was super drunk. We put did the old see through wrap under the toilet lid trick and made him smear shit all over himself when he went to the bathroom. He was too drunk too realize what happend and thought he just didnt wipe his ass good enough. We were so terrible but it was so hilarious.
Can a person in a wheel chair run away from home? o_O
"Im the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." - Bret the Hitman Hart
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets." - Dracula (Castlevania SOTN)
"I'm Rick James Bitch" - Rick James
A Gasoline soaked ride to hell. :D
SLOTH: Skeletons Love Overtaking The Humans
How can you be mad at me because my alarm clock didn't go off and I was late for work? Its not a "user error" if the damn alarm didn't work. Get your facts straight.
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