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I like to keep things simple
Ethan joined on Apr 22nd, 2017, since that has made 6 posts that are still accessible today, 0 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, Ethan has given 13 upvotes, and was last online on May 5th, 2017.
Kung Fury , it's a classic and it's on youtube
I fucking hate that you make me ride the guilt trip every fucking time, doing nice shit to me out of nowhere and expect me to show some sort of fucking gratitude and keep reminding me of how much of a hassle it is to make me "happy" . I know all of you take the fact that I have depression as a joke but ya'll decided to pull this retarded stunt AGAIN on MY BIRTHDAY ? my fucking birthday ? seriously ? Is it not satisfying for you to know that I celebrate birthdays alone by myself ever year that you HAD to fuck it up even more ?? First off , I didn't CHOOSE to be depressed, one day I had a nosebleed and a headache and the doctor told me that I was "thinking too much". Not a surprise when I have to figure out life ALONE. Second, you went on and did something nice to me, and when that "nice thing" you did did not vent you decided to put the blame on me because you fucked up. YOU are the one who decided to do said "NICE THING" for me and now you are blaming me because the end result isn't what its suppose to be ( no surprise when u decided to give 0 fucks at the first place) like im the source of your misery. That's just low and you've just won the best asshole award of the year AGAIN. Why I couldn't be more like him or more like her ? you know why ? Maybe it's the fact that I rarely go home cause I have a deadbeat dad and I'm living off my relative's money for like forever ? maybe it's the fact that I'm born a dysfunctional fucktard who is useless and constantly let people who "love" me down ? God knows I've tried, it's hard to be a socially impaired fuck who the only reason to live is to be a tool to everyone else. First thing in the morning after I wake up was to think about how am I gonna go against the world today. A little bit of encouragement and understanding would be helpful but who am I to ask for all these nice perks of life right, someone like me just doesn't deserved to be loved and even if I did , I'd have to show some fucking gratitude by stripping myself , bow down and give you a fucking blowjob with a "thank you" after im done. You are not so special , there is an industrial-sized number of people who wants to see me get hanged so get in line, from the "yes I knew he wouldn't amount to shit" to the "even if he does he got lucky". Even I was looked downed upon by others i refuse to live a sad life doing shit I don't like. That's what gave me my cold outlook and my "I give no fucks" attitude. You want me to be happy ? GTFO
The milo mcflurry .... I waited in line for that .........when its my turn they told me they ran out of millo crunches :(((((((((((((((((((((
first world problems
hi im ethan and i like to keep things simple