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2-guard
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Twas born in 1991, yet I'm already bald. I like being looked up to and I love telling stories. I am a Leo but i hate leading, and will only lead when "the shit had hit the fan"

my weakness is a pretty girl and a soft spot on my back

hope to be friends? poker face

2-guard joined on Aug 14th, 2010, since that has made 68 posts that are still accessible today, 2 of which are threads. Helping shape the community, 2-guard has given 89 upvotes, and was last online on Feb 11th, 2013.

  • In Cell Phone Covers

    can you do that with any phone? wh wouldve thought i had a musical instrument in my pocket =0

  • In Misao

    good game SENsei, i liked how you add a metric ton of beginner's traps to teach the player to use the quick-save function frequently, and what a healthy surprise that there is a part two!

  • In dirty jokes

    roses are red, and violets are blue, here is my bed, so let me fuck you

  • In About Euthanasia

    yea... fuck that, if i was on a death bed and saw all those pretty pictures while listening to my favorite music i would jump off the bed, and run out screaming "life is just too good! youll have to catch me and beat me to death yourself, dear Thanatos!!"

  • In Obligatory badges complaint thread

    well, if we are getting badges back i demand my fucking handcuffs; that shit was an actual challenge to earn and it made me feel great for actually earning a badge; and not badgering a mod "gimme da rabu!! gimme da rabu!!"

  • In Trev's Favorite Song

    I am a huge asshole

    thank you ectasy uwu

  • In Trev's Favorite Song

    also, @Trev how do i make my text so huge like yours??

  • In Trev's Favorite Song

    Dear GOD WHAT IS THIS CACOPHONY

  • In Your Cosplays!

    @Fieyr

    omg thats ACEN, omg i KNOW i saw you there.

    i am SO finding your sweet ass next year

  • In NEStalgia

    where is the Companion ranch? ive been wandering around the first town for an accumulation of an hour now and id like to switch out my two weak-ass slimes for other companions ive "captured"

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